Wayne Rooney - new manager at DC United (P55)

[moh]

I suspect there might have been an element of sarcasm in the post. Maybe.

As you were!

 

[bluejon]

As you were!

Who knows. It's a weird and strange world.

Anyway. Rooney's a ****. Got friends who go to Glastonbury every year and had the pleasure of being on the same camp site that bellend and his cronies were using for a while. Said they were a fucking nightmare. Always bringing loads of dickhead scouse mates who seemed determined to prove how hard and edgy they were, on a campsite full of glastonbury punters. Constant mither, arguments all night etc. Said it was amazing when they were finally banned.

 

[moh]

Who knows. It's a weird and strange world.

Anyway. Rooney's a ****. Got friends who go to Glastonbury every year and had the pleasure of being on the same camp site that bellend and his cronies were using for a while. Said they were a fucking nightmare. Always bringing loads of dickhead scouse mates who seemed determined to prove how hard and edgy they were, on a campsite full of glastonbury punters. Constant mither, arguments all night etc. Said it was amazing when they were finally banned.

That admission on the video about the studs though!

Confirms (nearly) everything you thought about the man really. I would like to say he looked ashamed when he talked about the injury he inflicted purposely on another human doing their job but I’m unsurprised to say there wasn’t a flicker of that emotion: he still finds it amusing to this day

as you say. Weapons Grade ****

 

[moh]

Got my fucking goat this one

for somebody like that thick Scouse potato-headed twat to come out with a joined up sentence like “Let’s just say he left the stadium on crutches” as the final line is either reading words from an autocue with somebody pointing to the words

or

he has dined out (literally probably) on that story

I thought I would never run out of words to describe that twat but I think I just have

 

[Protein Junkie]

Well my puppy had the choice of eight different double sports pages to shit on today and she chose the one with his picture on it.
Right in the middle of his face too and it was one of those squishy ones.

 

[Semper aggressus]

Fat scouse granny shagging ignorant rag ****.

 

[jimharri]

I'm not feeling the love for "Wazza" on here. Not sure why that is.

 

[blue for life]

****!!!!!!

 

[jamesha]

I'm getting the impression people are glad we didn't sign him!

 

[Barcon]

I'm getting the impression people are glad we didn't sign him!

I wasn't glad that he used our name to get a wage increase.