What are the FA actually warning him about? Don't tell the truth Wayne? Don't wear metal studs again in a game, now that you've retired? Don't bring the game into disrepute, but let's not mention the extra martial affairs, the drink driving, his stupidity at euro 2006? Weak, weak faceless idiots without an ounce of reality or bite between them.
Oh, and if anyone thinks for a minute I'm defending the useless lump, this snippet from the mirror kind of sums him up:
Rooney, who had known Coleen since they met in secondary school aged 12, started visiting prostitutes at the age of 16.
He paid £140 to sleep with Charlotte Glover, then 21, and left her with an autograph as a souvenir.
A month later, he had sex with Gina McCarrick, then 37, at a £45-a-time brothel in Liverpool, which he visited 10 times and where he was caught on CCTV. He also had sex there with a 48-year-old grandmother known as "Auld Slapper" who wore a rubber catsuit.
