Wayne Rooney

I see Wayne is branching out into merchandising himself, with the new Wayne Rooney Replica Head Wear:
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St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
de niro said:
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
a truly horrible individual and to think an England Captain. I dont ever wish harm on footballers but if this c**t ever broke his leg I wouldn't mind. Sorry,but he is an awful human being. Nailed on he'd be in clink if he wasn't a footballer..Horrible wanker...but represents his club as a rag should...

i want to know how he pulled a bird like Colleen, sh'e lovely, he's a bald pig.

I take offence,I'm thinning slightly.....


Never felt more like singing the Blues
Hair on his head, but we know it's his pubes
Oh Rooney ... You got me singing the Blues.
 
Mike N said:
Bluewonder said:
That run where he megged Kompany was unreal, but it also epitomised why he's not world class. Ronaldo, Messi, Bale, Aguero, etc, would've just smashed it in with their left, whereas Rooney can't kick with his left so had to shift it back onto his right, so the chance evaporated.

And then he dived looking for a penalty. Lol
Exactly. He made a magnificent run, then had no idea what to do, so reverted to the cheating **** that he has become under the tutelage of the biggest bunch of cheating fuckers in the history of the English game.
 
GaudinoMotors said:
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
de niro said:
i want to know how he pulled a bird like Colleen, sh'e lovely, he's a bald pig.

I take offence,I'm thinning slightly.....


Never felt more like singing the Blues
Hair on his head, but we know it's his pubes
Oh Rooney ... You got me singing the Blues.


Very good but it isn't nice going bald...:-)
 
de niro said:
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
a truly horrible individual and to think an England Captain. I dont ever wish harm on footballers but if this c**t ever broke his leg I wouldn't mind. Sorry,but he is an awful human being. Nailed on he'd be in clink if he wasn't a footballer..Horrible wanker...but represents his club as a rag should...

i want to know how he pulled a bird like Colleen, sh'e lovely, he's a bald pig.

Why he opened up his wallet and well, there she was. ;)
 
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
GaudinoMotors said:
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
I take offence,I'm thinning slightly.....


Never felt more like singing the Blues
Hair on his head, but we know it's his pubes
Oh Rooney ... You got me singing the Blues.


Very good but it isn't nice going bald...:-)

Going bald gracefully is one thing - but having dodgy weaves is another.
Think Yul Brynner rather than Paul Daniels.
 
de niro said:
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
a truly horrible individual and to think an England Captain. I dont ever wish harm on footballers but if this c**t ever broke his leg I wouldn't mind. Sorry,but he is an awful human being. Nailed on he'd be in clink if he wasn't a footballer..Horrible wanker...but represents his club as a rag should...

i want to know how he pulled a bird like Colleen, sh'e lovely, he's a bald pig.

He's a bald pig with money were as I'm just bald lol
 
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
GaudinoMotors said:
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
I take offence,I'm thinning slightly.....


Never felt more like singing the Blues
Hair on his head, but we know it's his pubes
Oh Rooney ... You got me singing the Blues.


Very good but it isn't nice going bald...:-)


I'm 22 and I'm going bald so when people take the piss out of rooney, I'm a bit like a virgin amongst a group of friends trying to avoid getting in conversations about shagging.

There comes to a point where you need to shave it off, he looks a right twat. No doubt he will throw more money at his scalp.
 
Manchester_lalala said:
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
GaudinoMotors said:
Never felt more like singing the Blues
Hair on his head, but we know it's his pubes
Oh Rooney ... You got me singing the Blues.


Very good but it isn't nice going bald...:-)


I'm 22 and I'm going bald so when people take the piss out of rooney, I'm a bit like a virgin amongst a group of friends trying to avoid getting in conversations about shagging.

There comes to a point where you need to shave it off, he looks a right twat. No doubt he will throw more money at his scalp.


Its a bit like the manure team his bounce is....... you can throw as much money as you want at it to cover up the gaping holes, but at the end of the day those holes will reappear and get bigger
 
He had a mixed game but he gave everything.

Like him or loathe him, he's a real competitor. I get you players like Vincent Kompany and Joe Hart have plenty of time for Wayne Rooney.

It's not Rooney's fault that commentators voices go up an octave when he touches the ball. He goes as far as referees allow him when it comes to contesting decisions.
 

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