Wayne Rooney

Rooney? The light must go on soon. At some point the world of football must realise that he isn’t a good manager. He won’t be a great manager. In fact, he isn’t a manager.
Sack him quickly and then we don’t have to hear Wayne Rooney’s Plymouth, Wayne Rooneys altrincham, Wayne Rooneys tranmere under 12’s.
Give it up Rooney and stop fucking clubs up.
The following are words I never thought I'd type......
To be fair to Rooney....... if a chairman of a football club is so stupid that he thinks offering Rooney a job is a good idea, why should the fat slug turn it down.
A total guess says he's on 500k a year and he will get most, if not all of that, when he is sacked.

Don't blame the fat slug, blame the idiots offering him a job.
 
The following are words I never thought I'd type......
To be fair to Rooney....... if a chairman of a football club is so stupid that he thinks offering Rooney a job is a good idea, why should the fat slug turn it down.
A total guess says he's on 500k a year and he will get most, if not all of that, when he is sacked.

Don't blame the fat slug, blame the idiots offering him a job.
Sorry @Blue Mist , you lost me at 'To be fair to Rooney '........... ;-)
 
Rooney? The light must go on soon. At some point the world of football must realise that he isn’t a good manager. He won’t be a great manager. In fact, he isn’t a manager.
Sack him quickly and then we don’t have to hear Wayne Rooney’s Plymouth, Wayne Rooneys altrincham, Wayne Rooneys tranmere under 12’s.
Give it up Rooney and stop fucking clubs up.
just listening to his punditry suggests Rooney will never make a great Manager. He spent most of his career at one club which played a very rigid direct formation and had a lot of success with it. Stuart Pearce is even worse. Football has moved on from these sort of dinosaurs who think that "getting in people's faces" is the key to success.
 
The following are words I never thought I'd type......
To be fair to Rooney....... if a chairman of a football club is so stupid that he thinks offering Rooney a job is a good idea, why should the fat slug turn it down.
A total guess says he's on 500k a year and he will get most, if not all of that, when he is sacked.

Don't blame the fat slug, blame the idiots offering him a job.
The following are words I never thought I'd type......
To be fair to Rooney....... if a chairman of a football club is so stupid that he thinks offering Rooney a job is a good idea, why should the fat slug turn it down.
A total guess says he's on 500k a year and he will get most, if not all of that, when he is sacked.

Don't blame the fat slug, blame the idiots offering him a job.
I understand your response…BUT.. it’s Rooney… fat rag scouse twat.. who shinned a fluke against us, shagged old ladies behind his wife’s back, and generally behaved like a fat scouse rag twat.
The idiots offering him the job are daft, but he is a …. No reason for sympathy or any form of humility
 
I understand your response…BUT.. it’s Rooney… fat rag scouse twat.. who shinned a fluke against us, shagged old ladies behind his wife’s back, and generally behaved like a fat scouse rag twat.
The idiots offering him the job are daft, but he is a …. No reason for sympathy or any form of humility
Yeh you're right.
Fuck off you granny shagging fat prick. You are stealing money out of the pockets of decent football fans.

Is that better ?
 
Wouldnt put Bruce and Rooney in the same managerial league, Bruce has has reasonable success in the championship and got built a cracking team at Hull to get to a cup final
Should have beaten Arsenal in that final, were 2-0 up, IIRC.
 
At home to 6th placed Middlesbrough next saturday, followed by trips to Coventry (15th) and Oxford (20th; a real relegation 6 pointer, that) before a home game against Bristol City (11th) on new year's day. Will he still have the gig at that stage?
 
Plymouth are one of the first teams I distinctly recall us playing against, way back in the 60s. I remember quite liking the kit they wore at the time and have always had a small soft spot for them.

Appointing Wayne Fucking Rooney has not improved their stock with me, although I suppose you could be kind and call it an aberration, or desperation, or something.
 
At home to 6th placed Middlesbrough next saturday, followed by trips to Coventry (15th) and Oxford (20th; a real relegation 6 pointer, that) before a home game against Bristol City (11th) on new year's day. Will he still have the gig at that stage?
Shouldn’t that be Michael Carrick's Middlesbrough?
 
Plymouth are one of the first teams I distinctly recall us playing against, way back in the 60s. I remember quite liking the kit they wore at the time and have always had a small soft spot for them.

Appointing Wayne Fucking Rooney has not improved their stock with me, although I suppose you could be kind and call it an aberration, or desperation, or something.
I believe the (American) owner wanted a high-profile appointment.
 
Shouldn’t that be Michael Carrick's Middlesbrough?
The FA Cup 3rd round draw televised on the BBC from The Swamp was chock full of references to 'Wayne Rooney's Plymouth', 'Michael Carrick's Middlesborough', 'Ruud Van Nistlerooy's Leicester' and 'Darren Ferguson's Peterborough'.. sickening sycophancy as ever..

My son-in-law and his family are all Argyle supporters.. they can't stand Rooney..
 
I take these things back to grass roots. I play cricket but our club is a cricket and football club and they have 4 teams. If the first team invited a bloke who played at the top level of elite football into that club to work with those lads even if it was for two months, and he took their training and made them train twice a week so he could coach them and then took their games, there would be an immediate measurable improvement. This fella improves nothing and always brings failure. But he is a disciple of Ferguson so must know something? Nope.

They soon find out that Mickey Flipping Phelan, Brian Kidd, Carlos wotsit Quiroz (sp), McLaren, Archie Scottish someone, Walter Smith et al did the coaching. Ferguson did the bullying and bollocks behind the scenes. Rooney hasnt got the sense they were born with but lives as a manager off the back of the GPC. It wont last much longer this shirley will be his last job in England anyway
 

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