Wayne Rooney

After another defeat, the BBC have stopped calling the team Wayne Rooney's Plymouth.

Sheffield United opened up a three-point gap over Leeds at the top of the Championship after beating Wayne Rooney's struggling Plymouth at Bramall Lane.
Hmm. "Wayne Rooney's Struggling Plymouth?" "Struggling Wayne Rooney's Plymouth" would more accurate.

Or maybe "Fat scouse rag granny shagging Struggling Wayne Rooney's Plymouth" would be most appropriate.
 
Hmm. "Wayne Rooney's Struggling Plymouth?" "Struggling Wayne Rooney's Plymouth" would more accurate.

Or maybe "Fat scouse rag granny shagging Struggling Wayne Rooney's Plymouth" would be most appropriate.
Perhaps a tad too long for the papers and websites.
 
Rooney should date people more like himself - but I hear potatopartners.com has closed down.
 
The FA Cup 3rd round draw televised on the BBC from The Swamp was chock full of references to 'Wayne Rooney's Plymouth', 'Michael Carrick's Middlesborough', 'Ruud Van Nistlerooy's Leicester' and 'Darren Ferguson's Peterborough'.. sickening sycophancy as ever..

My son-in-law and his family are all Argyle supporters.. they can't stand Rooney..
Did it all start with Elton John's Watford though R John !?
 
Did it all start with Elton John's Watford though R John !?
I posted on this a few weeks ago, R Kid, as follows:

"My Geordie, Toon-loving pal over in York messaged me earlier re. the BBC footy page's preview of tonight's game 'Wayne Rooney's Plymouth versus Tom Cleverley's Watford'.

He was complaining about the media's obsession with all things Red Filth.

I responded pointing out it was ever thus and saying I bet if you went back to the late 50s the newspaper records would have reports on 'Johnny Carey's Blackburn Rovers' versus 'Allenby Chilton's Grimsby Town'.

It'll never change. Hey-f**king-ho"
 
Argyle drew three each apiece with Bore-o today.

They took the lead three times, which lasted 12, five and four minutes respectively.
 
He really is a stupid ****.

Agrees to do a PR gig where Plymouth fans pay £40 to meet him. Cries off on the day saying his I'll whilst posting pictures of himself drinking at a Christmas market on Instagram.
Anyone willing to pay £40 to have a photo taken with Wayne Rooney deserves to be mugged off, frankly.
 
Typical fat pissheads action.

I remember being at Norwich watching City and there were loads of London lads in the hotel bar we went in for drinks near the ground.

Turns out they were spurs lads who had the same problem with 'an evening with Gazza' that he'd cancelled that day.
 
Getting cucked by Lampard now. This is probably the end of the Shrek era in Devon.
 

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