Wayne Rooney

KentBlue said:
MotD has been going through the motions for the past 10 years or so. It was the jewel in the crown of the BBC's sports coverage back in the 60's, but it hasn't moved with the times. It hasn't adapted to the 21st century and as a result it is now a tired and stale shadow of what it once was.
If you watch it now it might just as well have Jimmy Hill presenting it, John Motson commentating and Alan Mullery as a studio guest. The games themselves will look different, and the visuals will have improved with digital camera work and computerised editing, but aside from that it could still be 1970 as far as the program itself goes.
The nail in the coffin for me is having that bloated, inarticulate oaf sitting there in the studio trying to fool the viewers into thinking he is not an Alan Partridge parody. Crash and burn TV at its most toe-curling cringiest.

He should not be on national TV on a Saturday evening, sitting there looking like the slow-witted moron from school who doesn't understand that repeatedly soiling your underwear is not an achievement, it is not a party piece with which to impress people. He should be at home with one of his wives (Ann Boleyn, Catherine Parr, whichever) feasting on succulent venison and goblets of wine, whilst the jesters entertain and the wenches, with their heaving bosoms, sing heartily along with the court minstrels.
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Excellent assessment
 
KentBlue said:
He should not be on national TV on a Saturday evening, sitting there looking like the slow-witted moron from school who doesn't understand that repeatedly soiling your underwear is not an achievement, it is not a party piece with which to impress people. He should be at home with one of his wives (Ann Boleyn, Catherine Parr, whichever) feasting on succulent venison and goblets of wine, whilst the jesters entertain and the wenches, with their heaving bosoms, sing heartily along with the court minstrels.
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That sounds more interesting than MOTD these days. Or get wenches and jesters to present MOTD, sort of like Rentaghost mixed with It's a Knockout.

Poor Rooney is getting shy of £1m to be their poster boy ffs looking like an over-inflated water bottle about to pop. "I drank solid for 2 days after a game etc and Coleen saved me and stood by me" shite. He doesn't seem a wrong un like Nev and Rio so not sure why he needs to make a further fool of himself on a weekly basis. Better suited to the drink-drivers on Talk Shite.
 
Fuck me, I can put it away, as I have my entire adult life, and I’m sixteen years older, and yet I don’t have a drinker’s face anything like this fat, granny shagging ****.

Heard some mental stories from his time at Birmingham City.

Actually don’t hate him as I don’t think he’s malign. But he’s very hard to respect.

And it’s an absolute disgrace that this incoherent, braindead **** is paid good money to articulate his thoughts. He has nothing of merit or interest to say.

He is a completely empty vessel.
 
Seen Djibrill Cisse has responded to Rooney’s accusations that QPR threw the game in May 2012. Rooney throwing stuff out there that fellow pros would lay down and throw the game shows the entitlement that runs through that shit stain of a football club and why they are in the position they are in now,

Instead of crying about what QPR did, Rooney and the rest of that rancid club should ask why they chucked and 8 point lead. Plus why they came to the Etihad to play for a draw.
 
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we hate rooney - wayne rooney, wayne rooney, he'll shag yer grandma
 
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Thick fat bastard is getting pelters from all sides over this! Maybe he’ll stop banging on about it now and making an utter twat of himself!
 
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