"Wayne Rooney's Plymouth Argyle''

[Keeper!]

I bet that ugly scouse woman prefers it in the jungle than living with that fat ****

The snakes in that jungle have more morals than the little fat scouse cnut

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

The snakes in that jungle have more morals than the little fat scouse cnut

And he's as bad

 

[kippaxwarrior]

There is something almost 'black market' about some of these clubs and their dealings with players/management. I find it absolutely mind-boggling that time after time these chancers, like Shrek and Steve Bruce, can walk in and out of managerial positions despite their abysmal track records with previous clubs.

You look back over the years at some of the poorest football managers that have plied their trade in the Premier League. Apart from the two previously mentioned, we've had the likes of Alan Ball, Ian Dowie, Phil Brown, Scott Parker and many others: managers that have proved consistently over the years that they are not very good at what they are supposed to be doing, and yet they've nearly always found work usually again - within days of being fired from their last positions.

How many more occasions will Shrek have to prove that he is a singularly incompetent football coach before club boardrooms throughout the land say enough is enough?
If Plymouth go down because of his monumental ineptitude they will lose millions and millions, staff will have to be let go, cutbacks at the club will begin etc, but Shrek will walk away with a few more millions in his pocket courtesy of contract stipulations.

Bewildering.

But the oracle of football that is Gary Neville has said we need more English managers in the top flight and can't understand why they are being overlooked.

If you look at the English managers he's played with they've all had mediocre management careers at best.

Himself
Lampard
Rooney
Gerrard
Parker
Phil Neville
Adams

The list goes on

 

[give it to gordon]

Think Rooney biggest problem is he needs an interpretor just to talk to the English players let alone non English

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Think Rooney biggest problem is he needs an interpretor just to talk to the English players let alone non English

He's biggest problem is he's fucking simple

 

[Blue Til Death]

Does that mean 20 Grannies Done now

The old ones are the best ones :-)

 

[Blue Mist]

You lot want to be careful what you wish for.
As soon as they sack the slug he will be on sky telling everyone where a manager went wrong, why a strikers no good and how a defensive 5 at the back is revolutionary for manchesyoonitid and football.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

You lot want to be careful what you wish for.
As soon as they sack the slug he will be on sky telling everyone where a manager went wrong, why a strikers no good and how a defensive 5 at the back is revolutionary for manchesyoonitid and football.

The off button is the answer .

 

[Vienna_70]

And he's as bad

I think I’d rather have the snakes.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Back to his managerial best, sadly for Coleen he will be waiting at home unemployed when she gets out of the jungle.

A Scouser that's unemployed?

Such a rarity.