Ways of winding United fans up

[Vic]

3 months after the Old Trafford derby, how bad do you feel about it?

On a scale of one to six?

 

[samharris]

Buy them some tea bags...

 

[clp1000]

I've said this before but it always works, in 1992 they got 19,998 V Torpedo Moscow in the UEFA Cup. (that's less than 20,000)

And then say "But you hadn't won the league for 25 years back then"

 

[mancunial]

i went to pick one of my daughters up today from her mates, her mates sister was there with boyfreind and brother inlaw all closet reds not a single game between them at owd swampy, 1st thing they said as i walked through the door was eh al two points behind you thats all, straight away i said do you think we are worried about that, we would just win it next year and every year after? they just stood there gobsmacked thinking he doesnt seem at all bothered, they know they are hanging on and it is eating at every closet rag in the universe?

 

[rastus]

keep it simple so they understand

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yytbDZrw1jc&feature=related[/youtube]

 

[BTH]

If there's ever a piano on hand, I give 'em a rendition of this...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6nhJDbti6Y[/youtube]

 

[Anonymous]

If there's ever a piano on hand, I give 'em a rendition of this...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6nhJDbti6Y[/youtube]

That's some Les Dawson impression.

 

[Bluekiwi]

All my emails to my rag sister are in a sky blue font - come to think of it, haven't heard from her since October, wonder why?

 

[poh]

i went to pick one of my daughters up today from her mates, her mates sister was there with boyfreind and brother inlaw all closet reds not a single game between them at owd swampy, 1st thing they said as i walked through the door was eh al two points behind you thats all, straight away i said do you think we are worried about that, we would just win it next year and every year after? they just stood there gobsmacked thinking he doesnt seem at all bothered, they know they are hanging on and it is eating at every closet rag in the universe?

Funny enough some dickhead rag said the same thing,and I replied," so what even if we do finish 2nd we are going to dominate for the next 50 years" the fucker was speechless ! Oh happy days.<br /><br />-- Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:32 am --<br /><br />

i went to pick one of my daughters up today from her mates, her mates sister was there with boyfreind and brother inlaw all closet reds not a single game between them at owd swampy, 1st thing they said as i walked through the door was eh al two points behind you thats all, straight away i said do you think we are worried about that, we would just win it next year and every year after? they just stood there gobsmacked thinking he doesnt seem at all bothered, they know they are hanging on and it is eating at every closet rag in the universe?

Funny enough some dickhead rag said the same thing,and I replied," so what even if we do finish 2nd we are going to dominate for the next 50 years" the fucker was speechless ! Oh happy days.

 

[Steharry]

keep it simple so they understand

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yytbDZrw1jc&feature=related[/youtube]

That is legend...that will be my response going forward...