Ways of winding United fans up

[MaineStandMoaner]

Ask them where they're from or where they sit in the ground. Either one will normally suffice...

Asking them if they`ve ever been to Manchester normally suffices over here :-)

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Take two boxes of Chinese industrial-strength fireworks from the shed.

Make the ten minute drive to old Trafford.

And let the whole fucking neighbourhood know who the new Champions are.

 

[Graceyboy]

Take two boxes of Chinese industrial-strength fireworks from the shed.

Make the ten minute drive to old Trafford.

And let the whole fucking neighbourhood know who the new Champions are.

^^^NOW THAT IS A PLAN THAT HAS TO BE PUT INTO ACTION

 

[pepsi_dave]

Ive found that the best way at the moment to wind em up is by saying to them that we are gonna win the league by 5 goals to remind of the 1-6 at old trafford!

Guarantees a brilliant response!!!

 

[glossop is blue]

I ask them which 2 teams contested the fa cup semi final or replay with the lowest ever attendance? They usually fuck off then!!

 

[cheddar404]

Set fire to their house, tamper with breaks...it's all great banter.

 

[laserblue]

I ask them which 2 teams contested the fa cup semi final or replay with the lowest ever attendance? They usually fuck off then!!

you could also ask them which 2 teams played when the swamp's record attendance was set. (clue - neither was united).

 

[quinny's disco pants]

Ask them if there going to the local supporters club meeting this month, then give them a brochure for.........................................CHINA or THE U.S.A.







.............................THE BLUE MOON HAS NEARLY RISEN..............................

 

[mancitymick]

us being we are now is enough to wind them up. They have had it all there own way for so long and now cant take it. I dont have to say anything

 

[BlueMoonraker]

I told one today that the recent spike in gasoline prices..............

Fuckin' gasoline? It's petrol!!