We had a row about the remote

[Bill]

i let her have the remote, she's a footy fan so will usually have a game on. when she drifts off into womenhood and starts watches "one born every minute" etc i spark up the "whats on" app on my phone and change the channel.
we then have a row and i end up in the spare room/sofa ......

 

[Sir peace frog]

the wife watches telly on the middle floor(the living room) all soaps,cooking and murder shit.

I have my own telly room (bottom floor)with a huge telly and sky(full package) its my room :),and I can smoke in it and I usually crash out on the settee in there,fucking bliss,ive even installed a bog on the bottom floor,jjust need a kettle and small fridge for cooler drinks and we would never see each other,

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

We had a row about the remote. She's fucked off to bed and told me it's the spare room or the sofa. I'm out of beer - Do I open the bottle of champagne we are saving for an occasion (yeah right) and watch something on telly while I get pissed or go to bed.

Help me.

Put your shoes on, phone a taxi and get out for a beer and pull a grown up

 

[Mike D]

We had a row about the remote. She's fucked off to bed and told me it's the spare room or the sofa. I'm out of beer - Do I open the bottle of champagne we are saving for an occasion (yeah right) and watch something on telly while I get pissed or go to bed.

Help me.

Drink the Champagne and piss the bed

Problem solved

Good idea that will teach the woman a lesson

 

[Mike D]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8a40OZtH0M[/video]

22mins 55secs....

Stony and GDM?

Definatly GDM has to be Harold

 

[Blue Mist]

It's a bit late now to mention this but I always quote what John Wayne said/did in a film. The woman stormed off in a strop and slammed/locked the door.
He booted it in, sent in flying off its hinges and declared 'There will be no locked doors in my house'. Having shown her who was the boss he then went and slept on the settee.

 

[Mothball]

the wife watches telly on the middle floor(the living room) all soaps,cooking and murder shit.

I have my own telly room (bottom floor)with a huge telly and sky(full package) its my room :),and I can smoke in it and I usually crash out on the settee in there,fucking bliss,ive even installed a bog on the bottom floor,jjust need a kettle and small fridge for cooler drinks and we would never see each other,

This sounds like the way forward! Only thing is you may as well be single!!!

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

Well any updates from stupidcupid?

Wheres the remote now? Somewhere the sun never shines?

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Is it devils treacle week? Perhaps you could offer a cup of tea

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

I have learnt to avoid disputes now about the telly.

Whenever I suspect a conflict will arise; I make myself a coffee, crank up the heating to get her drowsy, bring down her dressing gown, get her comfy on the couch in a spooning sort of position, put on a film and let her nod off.

Within twenty minutes she's fucked off up to bed, the film's off and I'm watching Match of the Day without having to make any concessions to do so.