We had a row about the remote

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

Get a chess clock.

 

[chris85mcfc]

Looking at this thread im just glad my Mrs likes watching footy

Having said that i don't even watch TV apart from footy

 

[jacko74]

I once split up with a girl and got her to move out because I got up one morning after she'd gone to work and I couldn't find the remote anywhere.
It was the straw that broke the camels back.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

the wife watches telly on the middle floor(the living room) all soaps,cooking and murder shit.

I have my own telly room (bottom floor)with a huge telly and sky(full package) its my room :),and I can smoke in it and I usually crash out on the settee in there,fucking bliss,ive even installed a bog on the bottom floor,jjust need a kettle and small fridge for cooler drinks and we would never see each other,

This sounds like the way forward! Only thing is you may as well be single!!!

Utter perfection

 

[Proelia]

I have learnt to avoid disputes now about the telly.

Whenever I suspect a conflict will arise; I make myself a coffee, crank up the heating to get her drowsy, bring down her dressing gown, get her comfy on the couch in a spooning sort of position, put on a film and let her nod off.

Within twenty minutes she's fucked off up to bed, the film's off and I'm watching Match of the Day without having to make any concessions to do so.

So your whipped like?

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

I have learnt to avoid disputes now about the telly.

Whenever I suspect a conflict will arise; I make myself a coffee, crank up the heating to get her drowsy, bring down her dressing gown, get her comfy on the couch in a spooning sort of position, put on a film and let her nod off.

Within twenty minutes she's fucked off up to bed, the film's off and I'm watching Match of the Day without having to make any concessions to do so.

So your whipped like?

Yes sir, very much so.

 

[cupidstunt]

I got up and left without a word this morning. Saw her when I came home and she's all chatty and I'm frosty. She just said I love you though. Will we make it through bake off I wonder?

 

[mancitymick]

Sky multi room. I have the main living room for sport, wife goes into the other room (The Snug) to watch all her shite.

 

[jimharri]

I got up and left without a word this morning. Saw her when I came home and she's all chatty and I'm frosty. She just said I love you though. Will we make it through bake off I wonder?

Jiggy-jig alert!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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