We need a De Jong song, THREAD! (Merged)

[blumoonrisen]

Re: OFFICIAL: We need a De Jong song, THREAD!

To the: cole.. cole..Andy Andy cole, he gets the ball and scores a goal etc....

De Jong... De Jong... Ni-gel De Jong
He'll take your life
and shag your wife
Nigel De Jong...

..or..
De Jong... De Jong... Ni-gel De Jong
He'll take the ball
an legs an all... Nigel De Jong

..or..

De Jong... De Jong... Ni-gel De Jong
you'll do fuck all
if he wants the ball....Nigel De Jong

and...(I'm losin the plot now.. but)

De Jong... De Jong... Ni-gel De Jong
he'll steam your door
and eat your bong...Nigel De Jong

 

[vonksbignose]

Re: OFFICIAL: We need a De Jong song, THREAD!

In the old style of football chants, this one is long & has lots of verses. Don't let that put you off though - we used to manage it back in the day!

To the tune of "My old man's a Dustman":

John Terry stayed at Chelsea,
and Kaka went to Spain,
so City bought a Dutchman,
and Nigel was his name!

He's braver than a lion,
He's stronger than a bull,
and if your Gary Neville,
he'll break your fuckin skull!

He's never ducked a tackle,
He's never lost a fight,
and if you're Darren Fletcher,
he thinks you're fuckin shite!

He's angrier than Rooney,
He laughs at John O'shea,
cos when he came to City,
we told him you were gay!

He is our midfield general,
He is a little thug,
and if you've got a wobbly gob,
your gonna need your drugs!

He runs & slides & tackles,
He covers every blade,
and if your name is Giggsy,
he's deadlier than Aids!

If you're a scottish pisspot,
Start saying your goodbyes,
You said not in your lifetime,
So he'll help you fuckin die!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Nigel is our Dutchman,
he's tougher than King Kong,
he rules the park for Man City,
and now you've heard his song!

City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap)!!!

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Re: OFFICIAL: We need a De Jong song, THREAD!

In the old style of football chants, this one is long & has lots of verses. Don't let that put you off though - we used to manage it back in the day!

To the tune of "My old man's a Dustman":

John Terry stayed at Chelsea,
and Kaka went to Spain,
so City bought a Dutchman,
and Nigel was his name!

He's braver than a lion,
He's stronger than a bull,
and if your Gary Neville,
he'll break your fuckin skull!

He's never ducked a tackle,
He's never lost a fight,
and if you're Darren Fletcher,
he thinks you're fuckin shite!

He's angrier than Rooney,
He laughs at John O'shea,
cos when he came to City,
we told him you were gay!

He is our midfield general,
He is a little thug,
and if you've got a wobbly gob,
your gonna need your drugs!

He runs & slides & tackles,
He covers every blade,
and if your name is Giggsy,
he's deadlier than Aids!

If you're a scottish pisspot,
Start saying your goodbyes,
You said not in your lifetime,
So he'll help you fuckin die!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Nigel is our Dutchman,
he's tougher than King Kong,
he rules the park for Man City,
and now you've heard his song!

City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap)!!!

its got clear winner written all over this.

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

Re: OFFICIAL: We need a De Jong song, THREAD!

In the old style of football chants, this one is long & has lots of verses. Don't let that put you off though - we used to manage it back in the day!

To the tune of "My old man's a Dustman":

John Terry stayed at Chelsea,
and Kaka went to Spain,
so City bought a Dutchman,
and Nigel was his name!

He's braver than a lion,
He's stronger than a bull,
and if your Gary Neville,
he'll break your fuckin skull!

He's never ducked a tackle,
He's never lost a fight,
and if you're Darren Fletcher,
he thinks you're fuckin shite!

He's angrier than Rooney,
He laughs at John O'shea,
cos when he came to City,
we told him you were gay!

He is our midfield general,
He is a little thug,
and if you've got a wobbly gob,
your gonna need your drugs!

He runs & slides & tackles,
He covers every blade,
and if your name is Giggsy,
he's deadlier than Aids!

If you're a scottish pisspot,
Start saying your goodbyes,
You said not in your lifetime,
So he'll help you fuckin die!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Nigel is our Dutchman,
he's tougher than King Kong,
he rules the park for Man City,
and now you've heard his song!

City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap)!!!

absoulouty awesome, this has to win

 

[ROSLER_28]

Re: OFFICIAL: We need a De Jong song, THREAD!

To the tune of "Put your hands up for detroit"

put your hands up!
put your hands up!
put your hands up for de jong!
he loves man city!
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh....duh duh duh duh duhd duh duh....

pretty easy to remember too and its be an excuse to wave your hands in the air and act an idiot..it would look great everyone doing it.

even if you think its crap at least enjoy the video!!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYPqA4slnbQ[/youtube]

 

[Trigger]

Re: OFFICIAL: We need a De Jong song, THREAD!

In the old style of football chants, this one is long & has lots of verses. Don't let that put you off though - we used to manage it back in the day!

To the tune of "My old man's a Dustman":

John Terry stayed at Chelsea,
and Kaka went to Spain,
so City bought a Dutchman,
and Nigel was his name!

He's braver than a lion,
He's stronger than a bull,
and if your Gary Neville,
he'll break your fuckin skull!

He's never ducked a tackle,
He's never lost a fight,
and if you're Darren Fletcher,
he thinks you're fuckin shite!

He's angrier than Rooney,
He laughs at John O'shea,
cos when he came to City,
we told him you were gay!

He is our midfield general,
He is a little thug,
and if you've got a wobbly gob,
your gonna need your drugs!

He runs & slides & tackles,
He covers every blade,
and if your name is Giggsy,
he's deadlier than Aids!

If you're a scottish pisspot,
Start saying your goodbyes,
You said not in your lifetime,
So he'll help you fuckin die!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Nigel is our Dutchman,
he's tougher than King Kong,
he rules the park for Man City,
and now you've heard his song!

City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap)!!!

absoulouty awesome, this has to win

LOVE IT!

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

Re: OFFICIAL: We need a De Jong song, THREAD!

absoulouty awesome, this has to win

LOVE IT!

END THE THREAD WE HAVE A WINNER

 

[vonksbignose]

Re: OFFICIAL: We need a De Jong song, THREAD!

Ah, thanks guys - I'm touched!

I just wanted to get a proper song for a player who I honestly think is on his way to legendary status already. I've no idea how we'd go about getting such a long winded song started up at the stadium though (they seem to be a little out of fashion these days, as people seem to favour less complicated stuff it seems)!

Anyone got any ideas?

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

Re: OFFICIAL: We need a De Jong song, THREAD!

Ah, thanks guys - I'm touched!

I just wanted to get a proper song for a player who I honestly think is on his way to legendary status already. I've no idea how we'd go about getting such a long winded song started up at the stadium though (they seem to be a little out of fashion these days, as people seem to favour less complicated stuff it seems)!

Anyone got any ideas?

i'd be up for printing a few song sheets out mate, ur a cracking little poet mate, anything else up you sleeve lol?

 

[mcfcjosh]

Re: OFFICIAL: We need a De Jong song, THREAD!

Ah, thanks guys - I'm touched!

I just wanted to get a proper song for a player who I honestly think is on his way to legendary status already. I've no idea how we'd go about getting such a long winded song started up at the stadium though (they seem to be a little out of fashion these days, as people seem to favour less complicated stuff it seems)!

Anyone got any ideas?

i'd be up for printing a few song sheets out mate, ur a cracking little poet mate, anything else up you sleeve lol?

why not just go to church instead?