We need a song for the charges

[johnnytapia]

“Merry Christmas everyone “

Tears are falling
all around us
Citys winning every Cup
It’s the season for another treble
115 who gives a fu*k

Is the winner

 

[Coatigan]

To Zabaleta's tune


115 charges, it all boils down to one
We're Manchester City, we're having too much fun.
Doubles, trebles, Europe,
We've conquered them all.
And when we beat the charges..

We'll move to Senegal. OOOOh.

 

[geoff hammond]

We sing the wrong song
Our grass is too long
You throw coins at children
But it’s us in the wrong

 

[red 2 hats]

We're top of the league
We're top of the league
115 charges
We're top of the league

You'll never sing that
You'll never sing that
115 charges
You'll never sing that

We'll cheat when we want
We'll cheat when we want
115 charges
We'll cheat when we want

 

[fitzy blue]

They hope it's Halifax or Dorking, Barnet or Whealstone.
Demanded by the know nowts
Empty heads who moan.
Empty heads who moan.

 

[failsworthblueboy]

115 false charges sitting on the wall, 115 false charges sitting on the wall and if one false charge should accidentally fall they'll be 114 false charges sitting on the wall................ you know the rest now crack on with it.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

To the tune of 10 green bottles

115 charges put before the court
115 charges put before the court
And when one of the trumped up charges is found to come to nought
There’ll be 114 charges left before the court

Etc

And repeat for the next 5 minutes…..

I know we can sing fast but 5 minutes ;)

 

[Mid Wales blue]

To the Banana Splits,

one charge
two charges
three charges
four
four charges are a lot
but we’ve got many more
tra la la tra la la la

four charges
three charges
two charges
one
all the charges thrown out of court
until there were none
Flipping like a pancake popping like a cork
Tent pegg, Bingo, Paddy and Bjork
tra la la tra la la la

 

[Vic]

To the tune of 10 green bottles

115 charges put before the court
115 charges put before the court
And when one of the trumped up charges is found to come to nought
There’ll be 114 charges left before the court

Etc

And repeat for the next 5 minutes…..

Brilliant. Saved me the trouble!

Just revise it to
"And when one trumped up charge is found to come to nought" to scan better.

But it would actually take 30 minutes to sing!

 

[Vic]

We're top of the league
We're top of the league
115 charges
We're top of the league

You'll never sing that
You'll never sing that
115 charges
You'll never sing that

We'll cheat when we want
We'll cheat when we want
115 charges
We'll cheat when we want

I actually don't like the last verse. It sounds like an admission.