We need a song for the charges

[Gingers Dad]

Premier League charges
We're taking the piss

 

[Cobwebcat]

Has to be easy and short?

115 charges hanging on the wall
115 charges hanging on the wall
And if just six charges should accidentally fall
There’ll be fuck all charges hanging on the wall

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

“Merry Christmas everyone “

Tears are falling
all around us
Citys winning every Cup
It’s the season for another treble
115 who gives a fu*k

I'm feeling more Christmassy already

 

[SheeshKebab]

Already got one for it! CITYS GOIN DOWN WITH A BILLION IN THE BANK

 

[TinFoilHat]

On the first day of Christmas the league it gave City

115 charges were going down to the national League.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

City
Manchester City
We're by far the greatest team
the Conference has ever seen.

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

Already got one for it! CITYS GOIN DOWN WITH A BILLION IN THE BANK

 

[DRINKLEVEDRY]

Can we talk about rodri
Second verse it's so easy
We'll be cleared of all charges,
We'll be cleared of all charges,
Innocent of all charges.
All fuckin one one five.
Thankyou and good day.

 

[BlueAnorak]

The smiths Panic (after our QC Barrister):

Panic on the streets of London,
Panic on the streets of <City/town of whoever were playing London again for the rags>
I wonder to myself:
Will the press ever be sane again?
The lanes obsessive hacks they run down,
Now they’ve crossed the legal lines...

Sue the mediah, sue the mediah, sue the mediah.
Sue the mediah, sue the mediah,
Sue the mediah, sue the mediah,
Sue the mediah, sue the mediah, sue the mediah
Sue the mediah, sue the mediah,
Sue the mediah, sue the mediah
(etc)

(Can't use hang as the ittle darlings will pretend to be offended and demand protection and that the PL does somthing about us).
I suspect it will very quickly just become the last bit but...

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

Once we’re exonerated, I think “Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough” should be dusted off…..!