We were in for Phil "The Face" Jones....

[kippax4ever]

... back in 2011....


Gutted we seemingly missed out on him.

Shame he did,say in what capacity,
Security I was told to scare the scorates away

 

[give it to gordon]

wow,we should be sooo lucky.He s a clown without make-up!


glad King Kun mocked his face when he scores in OP, nice touch Kun ;)

its amazing that Kun still had time to pull a Phil Jones face when scoring lol, that really is taking the piss lol

 

[jimharri]

Shame he did,say in what capacity,
Security I was told to scare the scorates away

Scare the what away?

 

[oakiecokie]

Scare the what away?

Who the fuck is Socrates ?

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Who the fuck is Socrates ?

I'm more of a Setacros man, myself

 

[Vienna_70]

Scare the what away?

I think @kippax4ever meant scrotes.

 

[jimharri]

I'm more of a Setacros man, myself

Don't know about you, but I like to use coasters when I'm having plates or glasses on the table.

 

[kippax4ever]

Scare the what away?

Haha,
scroats,big thumbs

 

[kippax4ever]

Who the fuck is Socrates ?

Haven't got a scooby doo

 

[Phil1]

He wasn't completely useless back in his Blackburn days and around that time I could see why we had a look.
Let's face it, Utd could ruin Lionel fucking Messi if they got hold of him the useless ****s.