We were in for Phil "The Face" Jones....

[kippax4ever]

I'm more of a Setacros man, myself

Who the fk is Setacros??

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Who the fk is Setacros??

Bloody autocorrect, I meant Ostacres

 

[Vienna_70]

Who the fuck is Socrates ?

He was permanently pissed!

 

[kaz7]

The only footballer to be tackled by AstroTurf

Ha i can sympathise with him being a clutz myself,he is so funny,a true gift that keeps on giving

 

[oakiecokie]

He was permanently pissed!

Lucky bastard.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Number 3 is Domalino when he reads pretty much any post on here.

 

[big gaz]

The M.E.N. had him marked as The new Duncan Edwards, the things they say to sell papers.The next Norman Wisdom would have been closer.

 

[big gaz]

I love a slow news week, when the idiots are desperate to get you to choose between a coffee and a newspaper they print this shite. Phil Fucking Jones, yeh right.

Can I also state that I turned down City. They approached me about the same time but I was busy knitting durex for wombats so I had to say no.

As I'm now stuck at home pretty much 24/7 these days, is there much money in this knitting durex thing like ?

 

[blue by birth]

Would rather have signed Grace fucking Jones than Phil the Face..

 

[Vienna_70]

The M.E.N. had him marked as The new Duncan Edwards, the things they say to sell papers.The next Norman Wisdom would have been closer.

That’s why I call him the new Stan Laurel.