Weighing passengers before they board a flight.

On way to airport........FUCK Y'ALL.....

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Just for fun, take a guess what the average weight for a passenger and his/her carry on baggage used in the loading and performance calculations is in a) Europe and b) USA?
 
I'm 6'4" and convinced that plans are unsafe for anyone tall. I hate airlines for this reason. Well except Ethihad obviously.
 
And how do you justify that to the passenger?
Have a maximum weight, pax and luggage on the same scales at the same time.

And lights and bells, like when you win a jackpot in vegas, so everyone can point and laugh.

Seriously though, weight isn't the only problem. it's "broad" people who have no concept of personal space and spread out over the seats either side.

I sat next to one for three hours last month. Or rather I spent three hours squashed up against the side of the plane last month.
 
Have a maximum weight, pax and luggage on the same scales at the same time.

And lights and bells, like when you win a jackpot in vegas, so everyone can point and laugh.

Seriously though, weight isn't the only problem. it's "broad" people who have no concept of personal space and spread out over the seats either side.

I sat next to one for three hours last month. Or rather I spent three hours squashed up against the side of the plane last month.

Say something then. The amount of people who moan about this sort of thing after the event astounds me.
 
It's worse if you live in somewhere like Australia as most flights to other countries are long haul 7 or 8 hours and if you get next to a big fat fuck it's a torturous Journey

By the way my recent cruise there were a lot of obese people, a lot of them spent all day sat in the coffee shop eating and drinking the free cakes and coffee, we went in there one day and noticed that all the sofas and chairs in there Had the life squashed out of them, they were completely wrecked I mean the cushion that you sit on made uncomfortable by these fat Whales
 

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