Weighing passengers before they board a flight.

[bluethrunthru]

I've seen people who's bags are overweight taking stuff out so the airline will take their baggage. Will they wait 'till you've gone off and had a big shit before boarding lol ????

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I sat next to a fat bastard years ago. Had to sit with my elbows inside my seat whilst he sat there sweating, fat blubbering everywhere!

They should also be charged double in the 'All you can eat' restaurants. Seen many a tubby lard arse hiding in the corner eating ribs, table like an Elephants graveyard!

Haha!

 

[bluethrunthru]

On way to airport........FUCK Y'ALL.....

Put me on that and it would have the performance of a Ducati monster ha ha ha

 

[TonyM]

It's not that people are too big in many cases. It's that the space allocated per person is ridiculous.

Surely a better design could be applied to fit the same number of people in comfortably and still be safe.

I swear they are designed by vengeful midgets.

Just liek the people who design pants. I can't get feckin pants. It's like a conspiracy against 40 waist, 36 leg!!!!!

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

But what about sitting next to an ex footballer or two?

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Or one of ours?

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Or this one?

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

And last, but not least!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Firstly, I'm not sure how anyone can argue against this, given the conflation of both physics and economics that are intrinsic to commercial powered flight.

Secondly, I wonder if it would be possible to change the configuration of commercial flying, from a passenger's point of view; from one that is seated, to one that is prostrate - without losing significant headcount. I'd much prefer to spend 2-12 hours in an enclosed pod with internet access and unlimited films than the conventional way of flying. I guess bodily functions would have to be considered, but even so I wonder if anyone's done the maths.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Or one of ours?

It always makes me chuckle that morbidly obese people somehow think a goatee acts as a realistic form of misdirection.