Weighing passengers before they board a flight.

[Hoghead]

They are a health and safety hazard. Imagine an emergency and some super fat piece of lard is in front of you trying to walk swiftly down the aisle to the emergency shute. Fuck you, your children and everyone else behind the fat fuckers would have no chance of getting out alive.
The chute would explode when they jumped on it.

 

[remember arthur mann]

They are a health and safety hazard. Imagine an emergency and some super fat piece of lard is in front of you trying to walk swiftly down the aisle to the emergency shute. Fuck you, your children and everyone else behind the fat fuckers would have no chance of getting out alive.
The chute would explode when they jumped on it.

 

[oakiecokie]

LOL loved that.

 

[Yates]

if it's pure lard,absolutely.

I guess it fits in with the extra weight carriage charge

 

[BlueTG]

I see the points, but it's a can of worms with people who suffer from weight issues because of health and psychological illnesses.

 

[BimboBob]

@stony would never fly anywhere again.

 

[Hoghead]

I see the points, but it's a can of worms with people who suffer from weight issues because of health and psychological illnesses.

They are very much in the minority. Simply put, you are what you eat (or drink).

 

[remember arthur mann]

LOL loved that.

I bet you wanted him to crack his head on exit !

 

[Tuearts right boot]

About time, pisses me right off when I'm 1 or 2 kilos over and the weebles in front with their spawn get through without paying extra

 

[BlueHammer85]

I see the points, but it's a can of worms with people who suffer from weight issues because of health and psychological illnesses.

Not really - just make sure you bring your medical/doctors report to the weigh in

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I sat next to a fat bastard years ago. Had to sit with my elbows inside my seat whilst he sat there sweating, fat blubbering everywhere!

They should also be charged double in the 'All you can eat' restaurants. Seen many a tubby lard arse hiding in the corner eating ribs, table like an Elephants graveyard!

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Over a certain weight people should be put into cargo. Obviously doing a walk of shame past the normal passengers then drop through a trapdoor onto a fatpoline which is camera linked to screens in the normal seats so we can all have a laugh at fatty getting unceremoniously jostled about and then shoved into cages as you would with any other livestock such as cows and pigs. To see whether or not you pass the fat bastard test everyone should have to board a huge set of scales which goes ding ding ding if you're over weight. Lights flashing and all that.

 

[snorky]

I am 6 foot 2 and weigh 16 stone. I am not a chubber, but i would happily pay extra for more leg room /not sit by a ging

 

[remember arthur mann]

I am 6 foot 2 and weigh 16 stone. I am not a chubber, but i would happily pay extra for more leg room /not sit by a ging

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I am 6 foot 2 and weigh 16 stone. I am not a chubber, but i would happily pay extra for more leg room /not sit by a ging

Dunno what people have against the carrot tops

 

[Blue Maverick]

I hope they don't start weighing the crew as well, my missus might be out of a job!!

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I hope they don't start weighing the crew as well, my missus might be out of a job!!

You know the drill m'lud

 

[remember arthur mann]

You know the drill m'lud

 

[grunge]

if it's pure lard,absolutely.

Over average weight is over average weight, be it lard or muscle.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Over average weight is over average weight, be it lard or muscle.

Agreed but i would only penalise the oxygen thieving fatties.