Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[Don Karleone]

Had to actually pay/bribe my son to do this for me as it seemed like too much hassle to try and work out after a bottle of red wine. Luckily he fell for my conditional offer - £1 per 100 likes. He greatly overestimated my social media reach, so I currently owe him 71p.

Must be a few hundred on here with Twitter accounts that can help your lad out.

 

[ford7]

Me keeping up with Haaland and Alvarez content.

 

[SWP's back]

Aside from Sergio only two come close in my supporting lifetime. Tricky Trev F and Stewart Lee.

Takes far too long to actually get to his punchlines. Unfunny ****.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

wonderwall huh?

The entry level oasis, obviously his allegience is as far as "Top band in manchester number 1 song".

Probably a mercenry, not impressed.

 

[BlueBanger]

wonderwall huh?

The entry level oasis, obviously his allegience is as far as "Top band in manchester number 1 song".

Probably a mercenry, not impressed.

Aye, supersonic would have been the more fitting track.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Aye, supersonic would have been the more fitting track.

at least even Rock 'n' Roll Star?

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to schedule FOUR international games after the European club season had ended? seriously

 

[Lkzerinho]

Maybe this is me just being a bit too giddy and excited and I am reaching

But does anyone think this could get announced tomorrow or this week sometime, and this is him hinting at it?

I imagine the City Media team are frothing at the mouth to use this video on their social media channels.

 

[citymad]

But can he do it on a wet and windy night in Trafford ?

sounds better.

 

[citymad]

We have a monster in our hands.

You know the rules.