Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[yankblue]

I hate to make bold or unrealistic predictions but I have a feeling this guy might score a few goals next season

 

[manimanc]

That's proper made me laugh, brilliant.

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Erling Haaland after celebrating his second in front of Alexander Milosevic:

"First he called me a whore, which I can assure you I'm not, and told me he was going to break my legs. Then I scored a minute later."

 

[I'm Blue]

We’re gonna break premier league records (ours) with this lad and if that’s not exciting enough, just wait till we unleash him on the shite media after a game.
It’s gonna be brutal : )

 

[martinmcfc]

Skybet have got Erling to score 40+ premier league goals at 250/1, i know it’s crazy but thought it was worth a tenner!!!

 

[Gumzy97]

Cyborg.

 

[rodders]

I don't want to be the sweaty fart around here, but I think we need to cool our muffins a little. £51m is a hell of a lot of money and I'm not at certain that he'll live up to our expectations.


He might only score 4 on his debut ;-)

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Erling Haaland after celebrating his second in front of Alexander Milosevic:

"First he called me a whore, which I can assure you I'm not, and told me he was going to break my legs. Then I scored a minute later."

This is the part he's talking about:



Then the goal.

Then the post match interview.

He's fucking hysterical.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

This is probably the most giddy I’ve been about a signing in the last decade. I’m 44 years old.

Aside from Sergio only two come close in my supporting lifetime. Tricky Trev F and Stewart Lee.

 

[Ric]

That's proper made me laugh, brilliant.

Had to actually pay/bribe my son to do this for me as it seemed like too much hassle to try and work out after a bottle of red wine. Luckily he fell for my conditional offer - £1 per 100 likes. He greatly overestimated my social media reach, so I currently owe him 71p.

 

[Don Karleone]

Had to actually pay/bribe my son to do this for me as it seemed like too much hassle to try and work out after a bottle of red wine. Luckily he fell for my conditional offer - £1 per 100 likes. He greatly overestimated my social media reach, so I currently owe him 71p.

Must be a few hundred on here with Twitter accounts that can help your lad out.

 

[ford7]

Me keeping up with Haaland and Alvarez content.

 

[SWP's back]

Aside from Sergio only two come close in my supporting lifetime. Tricky Trev F and Stewart Lee.

Takes far too long to actually get to his punchlines. Unfunny ****.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

wonderwall huh?

The entry level oasis, obviously his allegience is as far as "Top band in manchester number 1 song".

Probably a mercenry, not impressed.

 

[BlueBanger]

wonderwall huh?

The entry level oasis, obviously his allegience is as far as "Top band in manchester number 1 song".

Probably a mercenry, not impressed.

Aye, supersonic would have been the more fitting track.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Aye, supersonic would have been the more fitting track.

at least even Rock 'n' Roll Star?

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to schedule FOUR international games after the European club season had ended? seriously

 

[Lkzerinho]

Maybe this is me just being a bit too giddy and excited and I am reaching

But does anyone think this could get announced tomorrow or this week sometime, and this is him hinting at it?

I imagine the City Media team are frothing at the mouth to use this video on their social media channels.

 

[citymad]

But can he do it on a wet and windy night in Trafford ?

sounds better.

 

[citymad]

We have a monster in our hands.

You know the rules.