Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

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RandomJ said:
They’ll announce it as soon as we do. Their buddies in the media have been trying to create a narrative that Nunez is Haaland’s equal and make it sound like it’s going to be a rivalry the likes of Ronaldo and Messi.

They’ll soon see how laughable that claim is.
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Good. Everyone will laugh at them for paying that for a striker linked to Brighton for £25m just 12 months ago. And from a farmers league.

Us on the other hand, we sign of the the two most sought after players in world football - for £51m.

Go on the fucking Blues!!!
 
mrbelfry said:
I want an overcast sky, sombre people with umbrellas in dark clothes. We realise we are at Southern Cemetery and a group of mourners are huddled around a grave. We look closer and see the grave stone reads "RIP Premier League". Suddenly a hand is punching up from the ground like in that film that time and Erling emerges from the grave. He chugs a can of sweet Carabao whilst the mourners run away screaming. Then he volleys Roy Keane's head into the camera.

Or we have a Norwegian landscape. An isolated castle with thunder and lightening. We cut to an interior shot with a mad scientist type guy pulling levers and looking at science type stuff. Outside we see a group of people with torches and pitchforks all wearing replica kits from epl teams. Inside again and the scientist pulls one final lever screaming "he's alive". Outside with the crowd we see the front of the castle door open and Erling emerges. He chugs a can of sweet Carabao whilst the villagers run away screaming. Then he volleys Roy Keane's head into the camera.

Or we have and adventure scene. An explorer that looks a little like VvD is walking through ruins brushing aside spider webs and swinging across holes using a whip. He reaches a large room with a dusty looking premier League trophy on a plinth. Blowing on his fingers he quickly snatches the trophy and replaces it with a bag of self righteous sand. The explorer looks pleased with himself until the bag descends into the plinth and the room he is in starts to collapse. The explorer franticly retraces his steps until we feel a rumble and shaking. The explorer looks behind and sees Erling chasing him. We cut to an exterior shot of the temple. It's peaceful and serene until Erling bursts out. He chugs a can of sweet Carabao and raises the trophy screaming. Then he volleys Roy Keane's head into the camera.

Or he's sat at a piano playing the ha ha ha ha Haaland song. He chugs a can of sweet Carabao. Then he volleys Roy Keane's head into the camera.

#announceHalaand
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I love how committed you are to the Carabao/Keane ending.
 
He's been spotted on The Ashton Canal on his way to The Etihad
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