Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[Oystercatcher28]

Give him the job at Old Trafford.

Does anyone know what to do with an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours?

 

[Decepticon]

For any lurking RAWK wanker, we're enjoying your pain today!

 

[Greenblue92]

I thought his personal terms were sorted.

They are and have been, they are waiting until the formal announcement and signing picture but wanted to end speculation

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

The piss boiled comments on the main story on the bbc are brilliant, well done City.

The HYS on the BBC is always comedic gold , hundreds of Dipper and Rags commenting on how irrelevant we are, LOL.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Anyone heard from Aldridge…???

He's out bumming pigeons!

 

[GaudinoMotors]

The media and other club's fans need to make their minds up. One minute we're the butt of all the jokes and failures who will never win Europe's biggest prize, the next we're destroying football- ... ...again.
Conversely if the dippers win the quad - that's good for football though.

 

[Kippax77]

Does anyone know what to do with an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours?

Swingers clubs used to work for me

 

[Phoenix900000]

I thought his personal terms were sorted.

They are agreed. Was sorted weeks ago :)

 

[Silva&Silva]

Buzzing to see the "Erling's first day' video, buzzing to see the first time he steps foot on a pitch wearing City blue, buzzing to see him score his first goal for us.

 

[N1985]

Would love it if the club got Alfie in for the announcement. Imagine it, Alf-Inge stood there in the old kit, the lights flash and boom suddenly you have Erling stood there In the new kit.

Best I've seen yet