Erling Haaland after celebrating his second in front of Alexander Milosevic:
"First he called me a whore, which I can assure you I'm not, and told me he was going to break my legs. Then I scored a minute later."
Aside from Sergio only two come close in my supporting lifetime. Tricky Trev F and Stewart Lee.This is probably the most giddy I’ve been about a signing in the last decade. I’m 44 years old.
Had to actually pay/bribe my son to do this for me as it seemed like too much hassle to try and work out after a bottle of red wine. Luckily he fell for my conditional offer - £1 per 100 likes. He greatly overestimated my social media reach, so I currently owe him 71p.That's proper made me laugh, brilliant.