Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[citizen_maine]

I hope it will be Erling's last league debut

 

[pappelg]

What does "eating like a horse" even mean? Lots of grass and oats?

Hehe! It is translated word for word from a norwegian saying, but it simply means you eat a lot, not that you eat in any other manner like a horse or eat the same food ;)

 

[Chi-town blues]

What does "eating like a horse" even mean? Lots of grass and oats?

oats? fucking posh horse .

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

A scouser on Twitter said we paid his agent 150,000 0000 as a back hander to bring him to City ffs. They are deranged.

Seems the whole of Liverpool has inside info on the fine printof Haaland contract.

These fuckers are OBSESSED with us,and i mean OBSESSED........It isn't just OBSESSION,it is full on Fatal Attraction "Bunny Boiling" Obsession.

There is no escaping them.

Besides standing in the Garden screaming at the Sky. Scousers now hammer away at their keyboards about a Club,they say no one in the World cares about all day and night.Far too thick to do irony.

It is getting worse.

They should be celebrating the signing of a player no one in the UK had even heard of.

Nope....... lets troll City fans.

Never known fans like them.

We have got that crazy La Liga chairman petitioning UEFA. And Scousers stood in their gardens screaming at God.

Sid didn’t you know Scousers are habitual liars

 

[Protein Junkie]

Real Madrid president Florentino Perez says Manchester City's new Norwegian signing Erling Haaland, 21, would not have started if the striker had moved to the Spanish side. (Mirror)

lol

Perez ? Another fucking beaut with special needs.
So why try and sign a World superstar just to bench him you fucking tool.

 

[manimanc]

Fuck me I forgot about Lakey. I use to play football with him when I was growing up. Lol foc I am.

He's my hero lakey, favourite player ever for me.

It still gets me emotional today thinking about what happened with him.

 

[bluealf]

Perez ? Another fucking beaut with special needs.
So why try and sign a World superstar just to bench him you fucking tool.

They are unreal excuse the pun, I hope Haaland reads this shit and thinks no way I'd go to this joke club in the future :)

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Hehe! It is translated word for word from a norwegian saying, but it simply means you eat a lot, not that you eat in any other manner like a horse or eat the same food ;)

It's an English saying, same as someone who says they can eat a horse, meaning they are hungry.

 

[Protein Junkie]

They are unreal excuse the pun, I hope Haaland reads this shit and thinks no way I'd go to this joke club in the future :)

I agree Alf. Burning bridges with our superstar all week.

 

[LucahArchie10]

Well if a Scouser said it, it must be true?

After all, they are to the truth, what Trump is for race relations.

The money didnt do him any good he's 6ft under?

Deluded horrible scouse thieving cnts