ederson - hey, at least it's 50% of shots on target going in instead of 100% as always
cancelo - what a pointless purchase of a pointless player, absolutely useless
dias - idk. okay i guess. goal's his fault.
ake - not good. I was very unenthusiastic about his purchase in the first place and I am still baffled as to why he's worth 40 fucking million.
mendy - got nothing to say about him, i guess other than when everyone's shit him being shit doesn't really stand out
gundogan - great, only player with an actually good performance
rodri - not awful actually but also pointless
kdb - produced quality crosses at the end but his decision making is absolutely shocking. plays so lazily, set pieces atrocious
foden - terrible, one of the worst players on the pitch tonight
sterling - uncreative and ineffective
jesus - worst player on the pitch tonight. forgot he completed 90 minutes. never to be found in the box, a striker who's actively trying not to get chances