West Ham (h) pre-match thread

[blue cigar]

Sadly I have decided not to go.
Sick of the constant attacks on our club and owners.
Think I'll hand my card in and be done with football for good.
Maybe that's the plan all along for the authorities.
Maybe I'll change my mind in a few weeks but for now I'm out. Enjoy the game everyone.

That's the spirit.....

 

[wattle]

Tin hat out and try and find a nice wine bar that is accidentally showing the game

That was my thought. Already spotted one earlier with a big screen ;)

 

[Gabriel]

Would take a 1-0 win. More interested in seeing a smooth performance and the game played at a faster tempo. Don’t expect to see that until the second half, once they get the stiffness out of their legs, but really want to see passing with purpose and not just passing for the sake of it.

 

[Nellies left peg]

That was my thought. Already spotted one earlier with a big screen ;)

Good lad you're learning.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Already done that haha

Just beg her. She might take Pitti on you.

 

[mosssideblue]

He has not long lost his dad who used to take him to city

My bad, wasn't obviously aware

 

[Academica]

Sadly I have decided not to go.
Sick of the constant attacks on our club and owners.
Think I'll hand my card in and be done with football for good.
Maybe that's the plan all along for the authorities.
Maybe I'll change my mind in a few weeks but for now I'm out. Enjoy the game everyone.

I know it's hard but don't let the bastards grind you down, whatever happens we can still enjoy the football.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Promise to take her up the Ponte Vecchio at midnight

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

If this team doesnt batter the irons I'll go to the foot of our stairs and wank the cat

are you related to Roy Keane :)

 

[SebastianBlue]

Just beg her. She might take Pitti on you.

I don’t know about that strategy — she may mount a vesuvius response.