100%manc
Well-Known Member
TheMightyQuinn said:I'm recruiting for my firm at the moment lads.
Applicants must be aged 13-17 and dress mainly in black, Nike sports wear.
Not being able to fight is not a problem, being a mouthy twat who's seen numerous shit films about hooligans is however a must.
Speaking in cockney lingo is also a must lads so bear that in mind my treacles.
Casual racism, confused nationalism and a worship of 2pac will also get you preferential treatment in my firm.
You forgot to add that they Need to have one hand clutching a phone with shit "tunes" "banging" out and the other hand must be down the front of your pants (probably feeling to see if your balls have dropped yet)
Oh yeah and you must say "innit" and "eeyaa" in every sentence