Wet Sham V Millwall - Major aggro

TheMightyQuinn said:
I'm recruiting for my firm at the moment lads.

Applicants must be aged 13-17 and dress mainly in black, Nike sports wear.

Not being able to fight is not a problem, being a mouthy twat who's seen numerous shit films about hooligans is however a must.

Speaking in cockney lingo is also a must lads so bear that in mind my treacles.

Casual racism, confused nationalism and a worship of 2pac will also get you preferential treatment in my firm.


You forgot to add that they Need to have one hand clutching a phone with shit "tunes" "banging" out and the other hand must be down the front of your pants (probably feeling to see if your balls have dropped yet)

Oh yeah and you must say "innit" and "eeyaa" in every sentence
 
blueinsa said:
TheMightyQuinn said:
I'm recruiting for my firm at the moment lads.

Applicants must be aged 13-17 and dress mainly in black, Nike sports wear.

Not being able to fight is not a problem, being a mouthy twat who's seen numerous shit films about hooligans is however a must.

Speaking in cockney lingo is also a must lads so bear that in mind my treacles.

Casual racism, confused nationalism and a worship of 2pac will also get you preferential treatment in my firm.

Will a 6 pack of Carling do TMQ?

That could get us both pissed off our heads plus at least 6 of my firm! You're in mate.

We're getting pissed in Asda car park tomorrow if you're interested? Already have 2 cans of strongbow and half a bottle of a half bottle of cheap vodka! Propa nawty times!
 
Can you imagine being sat in that groung right now with your wife and kids with you?

ffs, if every football fan in the country can see what will happen why carn't the police and FA see it?
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
I'm recruiting for my firm at the moment lads.

Applicants must be aged 13-17 and dress mainly in black, Nike sports wear.

Not being able to fight is not a problem, being a mouthy twat who's seen numerous shit films about hooligans is however a must.

Speaking in cockney lingo is also a must lads so bear that in mind my treacles.

Casual racism, confused nationalism and a worship of 2pac will also get you preferential treatment in my firm.

PMSL.
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
blueinsa said:
Will a 6 pack of Carling do TMQ?

That could get us both pissed off our heads plus at least 6 of my firm! You're in mate.

We're getting pissed in Asda car park tomorrow if you're interested? Already have 2 cans of strongbow and half a bottle of a half bottle of cheap vodka! Propa nawty times!

cya there m8, trackie's tucked in my socks as well!
 
mcfcliam said:
TheMightyQuinn said:
I'm recruiting for my firm at the moment lads.

Applicants must be aged 13-17 and dress mainly in black, Nike sports wear.

Not being able to fight is not a problem, being a mouthy twat who's seen numerous shit films about hooligans is however a must.

Speaking in cockney lingo is also a must lads so bear that in mind my treacles.

Casual racism, confused nationalism and a worship of 2pac will also get you preferential treatment in my firm.

OOOO OOOOO CAN I BE TOP BOY PWEASEEEEEE?

No problems mate. I like the name Liam so you're in.

I have spare uniform here so that isn't a worry.
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
I'm recruiting for my firm at the moment lads.

Applicants must be aged 13-17 and dress mainly in black, Nike sports wear.

Not being able to fight is not a problem, being a mouthy twat who's seen numerous shit films about hooligans is however a must.

Speaking in cockney lingo is also a must lads so bear that in mind my treacles.

Casual racism, confused nationalism and a worship of 2pac will also get you preferential treatment in my firm.
sign me up i am as "good as gold" but dont want to get "ironed out" in our first "tear up" i cant stand "being mugged off" and "liberty takers"

am i in?
 

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