No, but Sweyn outed him as a Wetherspoon's employee last week, some inbred hole up in the mountains I think :).Gaudino said:Blue Smarties said:A fantastic chain of pubs, the best in the country for it's market. Good food and great beer at affordable prices with great festivals on throughout the year. The menu has a diverse variety so you can always have a change and the dedicated curry & steak nights can't be beaten, a marvellous idea when you want some good food and great drink after you've had a hard day at work and don't feel like cooking. The ale festivals are great, they allow you to taste the ale before you buy, will top it up to your required amount and even let you use CAMRA discount vouchers, looking after the drinkers. Even when it's not a festival they're still swapping and changing the guest ales from around the area, fabulous. It really allows you to develop your pallet. The range of liquors is great and the pricing is even better, who wouldn't want to double up for an extra £1. They allow you to feel well travelled when really you're sat in Scunthorpe on a wet Monday night, so yes please I'll have some SKYY vodka, huge in the big apple. The atmosphere is fantastic, no loud wishy washy music on which drowns out your conversation with your mates, a pub which allows to get together and have a great conversation with some great drinks and good food. No pool tables to take up space which means more tables, you'll always get a table when you're wanting some good food at an affordable price.
What a fantastic place J.D Wetherspoon is.
Are you Tim Martin....?
Haha, Brilliant. Whoever is behind this spoof 'character' should be up for the British Comedy Awards.didactic said:johnny on the spot said:didactic said:The ones in Liverpool are good for a few slags after games.
You mean hotties, right?
Thats subjective, I have pulled a dancer "stripper" in Wetherspoons once. They came in as a group handing out cards for their club "strip bar" and I started a debate with one about why she should pay to see me naked rather then the other way round. It ended with me telling her that the only way to settle it was for us to see each other naked for free. :) I had glitter on my body for days afterwards.
LongsightM13 said:Haha, Brilliant. Whoever is behind this spoof 'character' should be up for the British Comedy Awards.
didactic is the best fictional creation on Bluemoon since Big Mals Cigar. Fair play whoever you are. BB2.0 maybe?
didactic said:LongsightM13 said:Haha, Brilliant. Whoever is behind this spoof 'character' should be up for the British Comedy Awards.
didactic is the best fictional creation on Bluemoon since Big Mals Cigar. Fair play whoever you are. BB2.0 maybe?
Whatever lets you sleep better at night.
PMSL. You don't have the time to sleep at night, do you? You're too busy getting covered in glitter from nymphomaniac strippers, picking up dresses belonging to the assorted 'hotties' and other assorted sub-Barry White fantasies etc etc.didactic said:LongsightM13 said:Haha, Brilliant. Whoever is behind this spoof 'character' should be up for the British Comedy Awards.
didactic is the best fictional creation on Bluemoon since Big Mals Cigar. Fair play whoever you are. BB2.0 maybe?
Whatever lets you sleep better at night.
LongsightM13 said:PMSL. You don't have the time to sleep at night, do you? You're too busy getting covered in glitter from nymphomaniac strippers, picking up dresses belonging to the assorted 'hotties' and other assorted sub-Barry White fantasies etc etc.
I bet you are really a white ginger virgin with acne and NHS glasses
Haha ;-)LongsightM13 said:No, but Sweyn outed him as a Wetherspoon's employee last week, some inbred hole up in the mountains I think :).Gaudino said:Blue Smarties said:A fantastic chain of pubs, the best in the country for it's market. Good food and great beer at affordable prices with great festivals on throughout the year. The menu has a diverse variety so you can always have a change and the dedicated curry & steak nights can't be beaten, a marvellous idea when you want some good food and great drink after you've had a hard day at work and don't feel like cooking. The ale festivals are great, they allow you to taste the ale before you buy, will top it up to your required amount and even let you use CAMRA discount vouchers, looking after the drinkers. Even when it's not a festival they're still swapping and changing the guest ales from around the area, fabulous. It really allows you to develop your pallet. The range of liquors is great and the pricing is even better, who wouldn't want to double up for an extra £1. They allow you to feel well travelled when really you're sat in Scunthorpe on a wet Monday night, so yes please I'll have some SKYY vodka, huge in the big apple. The atmosphere is fantastic, no loud wishy washy music on which drowns out your conversation with your mates, a pub which allows to get together and have a great conversation with some great drinks and good food. No pool tables to take up space which means more tables, you'll always get a table when you're wanting some good food at an affordable price.
What a fantastic place J.D Wetherspoon is.
Are you Tim Martin....?