WH Smith rip-off

[Prestwich_Blue]

I have Kindle on my phone. Hate it. My wife is trying to persuade me to have a proper Kindle for Christmas. I am resisting due to my love of proper books. I like the smell of a new book. I like the fact that i own it in hardback and it looks good on a shelf when i've finished it. I like proper book shops. You can spend hours in them.

Amen brother bob. Kindle is for semi-literates who think they're playing a high-brow version of Pacman.

How the fuck do you come to that conclusion?

He's illiterate.

 

[BimboBob]

Amen brother bob. Kindle is for semi-literates who think they're playing a high-brow version of Pacman.

How the fuck do you come to that conclusion?

He's illiterate.

He's never fiddled with children. An outrageous slur.

 

[daveduke67]

How the fuck do you come to that conclusion?

He's illiterate.

He's never fiddled with children. An outrageous slur.

That means his mum and dad weren't married when he was born. Some people are so thick!!

 

[LongsightM13]

I have Kindle on my phone. Hate it. My wife is trying to persuade me to have a proper Kindle for Christmas. I am resisting due to my love of proper books. I like the smell of a new book. I like the fact that i own it in hardback and it looks good on a shelf when i've finished it. I like proper book shops. You can spend hours in them.

Amen brother bob. Kindle is for semi-literates who think they're playing a high-brow version of Pacman.

How the fuck do you come to that conclusion?
You can get pretty much any book you want on Kindle.
You read them like you would a paperback.
How,exactly,does this render me a semi-literate game player?

I'll look it up in a book and get back to you

 

[stonerblue]

M&S
pot of sweet corn, carrots peas and brocolli
£1.99 Buy 1 get 1 free

Reduced on Friday short dated to £1.50

But that cancelled the buy 1 get 1 free deal!

Pointed out to the manager that that was a barmy way of doing business.

I bet he/she was right pleased.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

M&S
pot of sweet corn, carrots peas and brocolli
£1.99 Buy 1 get 1 free

Reduced on Friday short dated to £1.50

But that cancelled the buy 1 get 1 free deal!

Pointed out to the manager that that was a barmy way of doing business.

I bet he/she was right pleased.

Luckily every store has a red phone in the back room with a direct link to Robert Swannell. Let's just say he will have been made aware of this gaff and steps will have been taken at boardroom level to ensure it never happens again.

 

[stonerblue]

M&S
pot of sweet corn, carrots peas and brocolli
£1.99 Buy 1 get 1 free

Reduced on Friday short dated to £1.50

But that cancelled the buy 1 get 1 free deal!

Pointed out to the manager that that was a barmy way of doing business.

I bet he/she was right pleased.

Luckily every store has a red phone in the back room with a direct link to Robert Swannell. Let's just say he will have been made aware of this gaff and steps will have been taken at boardroom level to ensure it never happens again.

I would think he'd be straight on the phone to dennis to garner a few more retail tips.
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[daveduke67]

Amen brother bob. Kindle is for semi-literates who think they're playing a high-brow version of Pacman.

How the fuck do you come to that conclusion?
You can get pretty much any book you want on Kindle.
You read them like you would a paperback.
How,exactly,does this render me a semi-literate game player?

I'll look it up in a book and get back to you

Is the how to turn on your Kindle instruction book in paper form or on the unit itself?

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Amen brother bob. Kindle is for semi-literates who think they're playing a high-brow version of Pacman.

How the fuck do you come to that conclusion?
You can get pretty much any book you want on Kindle.
You read them like you would a paperback.
How,exactly,does this render me a semi-literate game player?

I'll look it up in a book and get back to you

Or are you just trying to re-Kindle my interest in the thread?