What’s Wrong With Your Body? (help and advice)

[roubaixtuesday]

I’ve got an itchy arsehole at the minute

I had that when the kids were little. Turned out whole family had threadworms...

Have a nice day!

 

[jrb]

Not sure if the brain counts as part of the body but if it does stick it down as you cant count, you could even use number 7 if you fancy

im fat, bald with a tiny penis, luckily im also a fantastic liar

Good spot. :-)

So many ailments and which order to put them in.

As of yet I don’t have to worry about my brain. Touch wood.

The funny thing is, I used to be an Inventory Auditor Manager for 10 years, and then a trade department Manager for 3 years, dealing with millions of pounds worth of stock, for a retail company. Hmmm.

 

[Scottyboi]

My swimmers are potently fertile.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

I’ve got an itchy arsehole at the minute

I know the rules of the forum, but in this instance I don't think pics are required. We can take your word for it!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

My swimmers are potently fertile.

Mine left the pond years ago.

 

[snorky]

My microscopic penis.

You are @snorky and I claim....

Oh wait, fuck it!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Diabetes 2 is slowly killing my internals
Modern life is/has scrambling/ed my brain!

 

[blueish swede]

it used to ripple, now it wobbles.

 

[Nellies left peg]

I don't need help or advice but this makes stand up pissing awkward unless I get the urinal furthest to the right. The cubicle is just less fuss.

Hypospadias - Wikipedia

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Is this why we always miss the pan?

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Is this why we always miss the pan?

It's a mild inconvenience. Have lived 32 years with it and wouldn't want surgery just for the sake of being able to piss standing up. If there are any porn directors out there I'm probably capable of some novelty money shots as well.