What a crap day yesterday

[samharris]

Bit of an understatement actually !
Had a few beers in town and arrived at Mary D`s at about 3.00 pm,ready for a few more.No problem until a twat on Security decided I`d had to much pop and refused me entry.
Had all my faculties about me and no matter how much I pleaded this bastard wasn`t for letting me in.I did not swear or use insulting behaviour towards him.
So I trudged back to Mary D`s to watch the game on me tod,whilst my 7 other mates were watching inside the ground.
Ordered a pint and fuck me,I`d lost about £50 somewhere.So now I`m thirsty,skint and really pissed off !!
To make matters worse I also lost my glasses and me fooking elbow crutches,making it impossible to go anywhere else,until my mates came back and also scrounge a fooking drink or two off `em !
Thank fuck for the result.Now having to phone Mary D`s later to see if anyone has handed in both glasses and crutches.

So you lost ur glasses,£50.00,crutches and ur mates.

you were fucking paro'd oakie.ffs.

 

[oakiecokie]

Bit of an understatement actually !
Had a few beers in town and arrived at Mary D`s at about 3.00 pm,ready for a few more.No problem until a twat on Security decided I`d had to much pop and refused me entry.
Had all my faculties about me and no matter how much I pleaded this bastard wasn`t for letting me in.I did not swear or use insulting behaviour towards him.
So I trudged back to Mary D`s to watch the game on me tod,whilst my 7 other mates were watching inside the ground.
Ordered a pint and fuck me,I`d lost about £50 somewhere.So now I`m thirsty,skint and really pissed off !!
To make matters worse I also lost my glasses and me fooking elbow crutches,making it impossible to go anywhere else,until my mates came back and also scrounge a fooking drink or two off `em !
Thank fuck for the result.Now having to phone Mary D`s later to see if anyone has handed in both glasses and crutches.

So you lost ur glasses,£50.00,crutches and ur mates.

you were fucking paro'd oakie.ffs.

Thats it Sam,put the fucking boot in,why don`t yer !! Kick a man when he`s down.Bunch of horrible cnuts you are,have you no shame ?
Worst part was getting back to my local and the me fucking mate (for want of a better word) told the mini bus driver to take me home !! Bastards.Even they had enough of me.

 

[bluelol]

I had a funny day yesterday. I was walking out of the ground and bent over to pick £50 off the floor but fell over some crutches, if I’d of had the right glasses on I would have been ok, not a mate to be seen to help me either!!!!!!

 

[oakiecokie]

I had a funny day yesterday. I was walking out of the ground and bent over to pick £50 off the floor but fell over some crutches, if I’d of had the right glasses on I would have been ok, not a mate to be seen to help me either!!!!!!

FUCK RIGHT OFF !! ;)

 

[Anonymous]

hehe .......

we've all had days like that ...

i remember one occasion ten years ago , when i had a bit too much to drink in a city centre hostelry , stumbled in a pothole outside , and fractured me fuckin' ankle .....

and on another occasion i managed to lose £800 , never mind £50 !

 

[samharris]

Bit of an understatement actually !
Had a few beers in town and arrived at Mary D`s at about 3.00 pm,ready for a few more.No problem until a twat on Security decided I`d had to much pop and refused me entry.
Had all my faculties about me and no matter how much I pleaded this bastard wasn`t for letting me in.I did not swear or use insulting behaviour towards him.
So I trudged back to Mary D`s to watch the game on me tod,whilst my 7 other mates were watching inside the ground.
Ordered a pint and fuck me,I`d lost about £50 somewhere.So now I`m thirsty,skint and really pissed off !!
To make matters worse I also lost my glasses and me fooking elbow crutches,making it impossible to go anywhere else,until my mates came back and also scrounge a fooking drink or two off `em !
Thank fuck for the result.Now having to phone Mary D`s later to see if anyone has handed in both glasses and crutches.

So you lost ur glasses,£50.00,crutches and ur mates.

you were fucking paro'd oakie.ffs.

Thats it Sam,put the fucking boot in,why don`t yer !! Kick a man when he`s down.Bunch of horrible cnuts you are,have you no shame ?
Worst part was getting back to my local and the me fucking mate (for want of a better word) told the mini bus driver to take me home !! Bastards.Even they had enough of me.

Youll look back and laugh mate.. cos its a great funny original story..<br /><br />-- Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:37 am --<br /><br />

hehe .......

we've all had days like that ...

i remember one occasion ten years ago , when i had a bit too much to drink in a city centre hostelry , stumbled in a pothole outside , and fractured me fuckin' ankle .....

and on another occasion i managed to lose £800 , never mind £50 !

Did you lose that £800 in a casino ?? ;)

 

[oakiecokie]

So you lost ur glasses,£50.00,crutches and ur mates.

you were fucking paro'd oakie.ffs.

Thats it Sam,put the fucking boot in,why don`t yer !! Kick a man when he`s down.Bunch of horrible cnuts you are,have you no shame ?
Worst part was getting back to my local and the me fucking mate (for want of a better word) told the mini bus driver to take me home !! Bastards.Even they had enough of me.

Youll look back and laugh mate.. cos its a great funny original story..

Think the missus put the mockers on it mate. "Don`t be taking your credit cards if you`re having a drink " If I had I could got some bastard money out of the ATM machine.The fucking last time I listen to her !

 

[Anonymous]

So you lost ur glasses,£50.00,crutches and ur mates.

you were fucking paro'd oakie.ffs.

Thats it Sam,put the fucking boot in,why don`t yer !! Kick a man when he`s down.Bunch of horrible cnuts you are,have you no shame ?
Worst part was getting back to my local and the me fucking mate (for want of a better word) told the mini bus driver to take me home !! Bastards.Even they had enough of me.

Youll look back and laugh mate.. cos its a great funny original story..

-- Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:37 am --

hehe .......

we've all had days like that ...

i remember one occasion ten years ago , when i had a bit too much to drink in a city centre hostelry , stumbled in a pothole outside , and fractured me fuckin' ankle .....

and on another occasion i managed to lose £800 , never mind £50 !

Did you lose that £800 in a casino ?? ;)

I only wish i had of done .. at least I would have known where it had gone !

 

[samharris]

Thats it Sam,put the fucking boot in,why don`t yer !! Kick a man when he`s down.Bunch of horrible cnuts you are,have you no shame ?
Worst part was getting back to my local and the me fucking mate (for want of a better word) told the mini bus driver to take me home !! Bastards.Even they had enough of me.

Youll look back and laugh mate.. cos its a great funny original story..

Think the missus put the mockers on it mate. "Don`t be taking your credit cards if you`re having a drink " If I had I could got some bastard money out of the ATM machine.The fucking last time I listen to her !

Chances are with ur shit day the ATM would have been an RBS one. :)

 

[moomba]

Ha ha, I lost my glasses on a night out once. Only problem is I genuinely can't see without them, but didnt realise Id lost them until i got home.

Not my finest hour I'll admit.