What are the most cringe moments you've seen in football?

[Platt Lane 59]

Joey Barton and Bernardo Corradi (maybe him?) celebrated a goal with a routine involving one "knighting" the other with a corner flag laid across the shoulder.

That was a rip off !
Craig Bellamy had previously "knighted" John Arne Reise at Liverpool, with a 5-Iron...

 

[Platt Lane 59]

That makes my toes curl. What a massive tool.

Huge bell-end who somehow, had a huge role with TNT Sports.
Thankfully now, he is now just another camel in the desert.
Remember his "Ballon D'Or" exclamation, repeated several times ?
Cannot remember who he was gushing over, but it was embarrassing...

 

[jamielowndes]

Huge bell-end who somehow, had a huge role with TNT Sports.
Thankfully now, he is now just another camel in the desert.
Remember his "Ballon D'Or" exclamation, repeated several times ?
Cannot remember who he was gushing over, but it was embarrassing...

Jude Bellingham. And yeah that was fucking embarrassing. England international and UCL winner talking like a 16 year old "content creator".

 

[Davie82]

Huge bell-end who somehow, had a huge role with TNT Sports.
Thankfully now, he is now just another camel in the desert.
Remember his "Ballon D'Or" exclamation, repeated several times ?
Cannot remember who he was gushing over, but it was embarrassing...

It was Vinicus

There was also the time he talked about Ole's contract. He also said once that rags getting a 0-0 draw away in Sevilla was a 'good result' (this was when away goals were still in effect) and then Sevilla proceeded to score two or three at the swamp in the away leg and eliminate them.

Plus he thinks Ronaldo is better than Messi.

Basically, it's abundantly obvious he's a bit dim and has no tactical understanding.

 

[yerwot?]

The sight of an obese vile robert maxwell doing a trundling "lap of honour(ffs)" at Derby...truly gag-inducing

 

[malg]

I still can't stand all that fucking arms around each other on the half way line at penalty shoot outs. They do it on the touchline as well. Fuck off.

 

[plattlanebenches]

I'm sure there are plenty, but I've just seen this celebration...

Nice 69 variation

 

[roman totale]

The kissing of the badge.

 

[No.8]

Delia smiths half time drunken rant at Norwich City has to be up there

 

[Gingers Dad]

 

[give it to gordon]

 

[KentBlue]

Former rags. Beckscum, Wio, Nani and Tranny. But a special mention to Brendan ("unleash the Kop")Rogers.

 

[Stoned Rose]

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Partey giving the dog serious consideration there tbf.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Declan Rice doing Ice Ice Baby on the tarquin’s little parade just now.

 

[Timbobs]

Declan Rice doing Ice Ice Baby on the tarquin’s little parade just now.

I might watch the final again just to see them lose again because of that.

 

[Longdarnit Blue]

I might watch the final again just to see them lose again because of that.

Don’t waste your electricity!

Surely some football supporter somewhere has made the edited highlights -

1 the worlds new favourite ref not allowing Saka to take a corner due to Tarquins time wasting
2 the worlds new favourite ref actually giving a penalty against Arsenal
3 the resulting goal
4 the worlds new favourite ref giving Mosquera and Lego Head yellow cards for crying about a
non-penalty
4 Eze’s comical run and miss in the shootout
5 Gabriel’s moon shot miss in the shootout

It’d be 30 seconds and would look great on a loop.

What makes it even better is that the worlds new favourite ref is a Bert.
Herr Daniel Siebert no less :)

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

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Yeah, he's the only one who hasn't fucked off, isn't he?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Don’t waste your electricity!

Surely some football supporter somewhere has made the edited highlights -

1 the worlds new favourite ref not allowing Saka to take a corner due to Tarquins time wasting
2 the worlds new favourite ref actually giving a penalty against Arsenal
3 the resulting goal
4 the worlds new favourite ref giving Mosquera and Lego Head yellow cards for crying about a
non-penalty
4 Eze’s comical run and miss in the shootout
5 Gabriel’s moon shot miss in the shootout

It’d be 30 seconds and would look great on a loop.

What makes it even better is that the worlds new favourite ref is a Bert.
Herr Daniel Siebert no less :)

From Bremen? Parachutist? Tea drinker? Bet he hasn't reffed St. Helens!

 

[youngbob]

Just remembered when that Hull player (Paul McShane, I think?) tried to breakdance up off the floor and ended up suplexing himself back onto the grass.

 

[Crouchinho]

Daniel Sturridge's goal celebrations were cringe. Reminded me of them inflatable long armed men they have at oil changes in North America

Gabriel celebrating knocking a ball out for a throw/corner thumping his chest and celebrating as if it's a goal. Cringe

I don't like it when Spurs do a team huddle, as if a masterplan and motivation is going on, then lose in a borefest and ultimately finish 17th overall.