Three months old and he's already taking fucking liberties.nijinsky's fetlocks said:The Flash said:Coffee. And have been since Baby Flash woke at 6am. Brought him downstairs to feed him and in the time it took to make his bottle, he fell asleep again and hasn't stirred.
Little shit.
I told you that methadone/Calpol mixture works.
I'm glad you found time for a little shit though.
There's nothing like a good bowel movement to greet the day, other than filthy sex and a full English breakfast, but sadly Mrs Fetlocks hasn't gone out yet.
But I just can't get enough of that Methapol. If our next getaway from Aquinas is more serene than usual, then I've overdosed, so keep the adrenalin shot handy.