what are you eating?

stony said:
oakiecokie said:
Not a bloody thing.Have got a blood test at 9.10 am tomorrow for my cholesterol check,so on a bastard 12 hour fasting.
I could eat Kermit and drink Draculas own blood.
Bastard fasting,I could never be of an Eastern Religion group.

I had burger and chips with onion rings earlier at spoons, and it was lovely. I did ask if there's been a potato famine because they don't give you many chips.

Still, it was more than you've had ;-/

Fuck off twatty.I`m sat here now and thought bollocks to this,I`m going to bed.Unheard of,never in bed before 2.00 am.
Missus`ll think theres a fucking rapist in bed with her at this stupid hour !!
 
TCIB said:
red grapes in a fermented alcoholic form


I am currently eating vodka. Just to piss oakie off, I have recently finished two chicken muffins with a liberal sprinkling of salt and pepper.
I had a hob nob bar too. Yum fucking yum.
 
TangerineSteve17 said:
Last meal now. Ethonalized Russian spuds mixed with *orange juice (smooth) . Cos that's healthy don't you know.

Fresh as daisy me tomorrow morning.

*Asda

I really shouldn't be getting this pissed. I pick up my eldest grandson up from school later and I have to make his favourite meal for dinner.
 
TCIB said:
Some shit in stony's fridge marked "the lads school dinner".
Looks like a pissed walrus made it tbh.

When I said dinner I meant tea. I'm making his favourite "grandads yummy bolognas with extra mushrooms and extra cheese" as requested.
I felt guilty as fuck the other night I got him macdonalds instead and he felt cheated.
 
stony said:
TCIB said:
Some shit in stony's fridge marked "the lads school dinner".
Looks like a pissed walrus made it tbh.

When I said dinner I meant tea. I'm making his favourite "grandads yummy bolognas with extra mushrooms and extra cheese" as requested.
I felt guilty as fuck the other night I got him macdonalds instead and he felt cheated.

Bet he thought, thank fuck! Mcdonalds! instead of Grandad's shit cooking.
 
TangerineSteve17 said:
stony said:
TCIB said:
Some shit in stony's fridge marked "the lads school dinner".
Looks like a pissed walrus made it tbh.

When I said dinner I meant tea. I'm making his favourite "grandads yummy bolognas with extra mushrooms and extra cheese" as requested.
I felt guilty as fuck the other night I got him macdonalds instead and he felt cheated.

Bet he thought, thank fuck! Mcdonalds! instead of Grandad's shit cooking.

He loves my cooking!
 

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