What bones have you broke in your body?

BTâ„¢ said:
C_T_I_D said:
Congratulations Danish. You're now leading contender for Bluemoon demic of the year 2008 award. Can anyone beat that?
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When BT meets TMQ ;)
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BTâ„¢ said:
robspankthemonkey said:
BTâ„¢ said:
C_T_I_D said:
Congratulations Danish. You're now leading contender for Bluemoon demic of the year 2008 award. Can anyone beat that?
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When BT meets TMQ ;)
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Another dreamer who has no sense of humour.
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I agree, Rob was obviously deadly serious when he posted that picture.

To quote Bigga 'deary me'
 
C_T_I_D said:
Congratulations Danish. You're now leading contender for Bluemoon demic of the year 2008 award. Can anyone beat that?
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I have had a few ops and scares, but you don't need to hear them methinks. ;-)
 
no im not

in one go i got 4 ribs a femur fractured skull broken nose and 27 stitched in my head

and i have never spoken to my brother since

most of the fingers was from playing rugby

ankle was falling out of a train pissed when it had been parked up in the sidings for 3 hours
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oh i forgot they got me back and stuck a soldering iron up my nose next day smoke coming out and everything

thanks bro
 
Danish Blue said:
no im not

in one go i got 4 ribs a femur fractured skull broken nose and 27 stitched in my head

and i have never spoken to my brother since

most of the fingers was from playing rugby

ankle was falling out of a train pissed when it had been parked up in the sidings for 3 hours
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oh i forgot they got me back and stuck a soldering iron up my nose next day smoke coming out and everything

thanks bro
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Ever had one of those things they shove up your nose that then goes back down your throat?? I was only 18 and though WTF are they DOING??


(Any dirty male jokes and I will be very annoyed. It wasn't funny in the slightest!) ;-)
 
mackenzie said:
Ever had one of those things they shove up your nose that then goes back down your throat?? I was only 18 and though WTF are they DOING??


(Any dirty male jokes and I will be very annoyed. It wasn't funny in the slightest!) ;-)
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I've woken up with a tube shoved down my japs eye. That wasn't pleasant, the tube was huge. It went from japs eye to surprised eye. I'm glad I was unconscious when they did it.
The feeling when they take it out is weird.
 
stony said:
mackenzie said:
Ever had one of those things they shove up your nose that then goes back down your throat?? I was only 18 and though WTF are they DOING??


(Any dirty male jokes and I will be very annoyed. It wasn't funny in the slightest!) ;-)
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I've woken up with a tube shoved down my japs eye. That wasn't pleasant, the tube was huge. It went from japs eye to surprised eye. I'm glad I was unconscious when they did it.
The feeling when they take it out is weird.
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I wasn't when the put it in!

But it was funny when i had a crafty beer in the hospital gardens and it filled up my bag 5 mins later!
 
Sadly I broke a lads leg in school kicking a ball at his shin as he put his foot down hard on the ground. The noise was awful and his screaming worse.

Sorry Phil Boyle :(
 
Danish Blue said:
Ever had one of those things they shove up your nose that then goes back down your throat?? I was only 18 and though WTF are they DOING??
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yup they are quarterising

fun isnt it ?
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I wanted to cry. :-(

Some treatments seem almost archaic at times. Although having a lung pumped up after puncture was also pretty bad. They insert a tube (after cutting a hole in your side) and then pump the lung back up.

The pain that accompanied the withdrawing of the tube a few days later nearly made me pass out.

But then again, I was only 18 and a bit of a wuss. Although I had been through labour only 18 months before so I should have been ready. ;-)
 
robspankthemonkey said:
stony said:
mackenzie said:
Ever had one of those things they shove up your nose that then goes back down your throat?? I was only 18 and though WTF are they DOING??


(Any dirty male jokes and I will be very annoyed. It wasn't funny in the slightest!) ;-)
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I've woken up with a tube shoved down my japs eye. That wasn't pleasant, the tube was huge. It went from japs eye to surprised eye. I'm glad I was unconscious when they did it.
The feeling when they take it out is weird.
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I wasn't when the put it in!

But it was funny when i had a crafty beer in the hospital gardens and it filled up my bag 5 mins later!
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I was thrown out of hospital once for getting drunk.
 
mackenzie said:
Although I had been through labour only 18 months before so I should have been ready. ;-)
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I don't know why women make such a fuss of childbirth. It's only like having a really big shit. My arse doesn't dilate to ease the passage either.

I'm a martyr to my piles, I am.
 
I used to have the best gp in london a few years back


went to get a top up on the mentalist medication and she asked to look at my leg, after looking at it she asked me if i had been drinking a lot recently, when i replied i had she informed me when i sobered up iwas going to be in a lot of pain so i should either drink forever or get to a hospital, turns out my leg had been fractured in two places for a few days,

boy was she right though, i sobered up and shit it hurt
 
stony said:
mackenzie said:
Although I had been through labour only 18 months before so I should have been ready. ;-)
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I don't know why women make such a fuss of childbirth. It's only like having a really big shit. My arse doesn't dilate to ease the passage either.

I'm a martyr to my piles, I am.
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their soft aren't they, some of the shits I have are MASSIVE!
 
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