What could your job offer on matchday? thnk Muamba/Doc

[Scareye]

I could use my forklift to get Tevez on and off the pitch.

 

[alky313]

Media Accountant, I could help City move some dead wood.

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

Service manager, so I could convince you all that everything is in hand, the plan is on target and we will achieve our goals if we work together. While actually negotiating the transfers of Sergio, David and Mario in the summer and planning my exit strategy with Kia and Carlos

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

I manage a global business...

*cough*

Heard we were looking for a new ceo ;)

 

[Notinmylifetime]

I work as a silver polisher.....hope I get a call from the Etihad in a few weeks time.

 

[Danny St.helens CTID]

I'm a disabled care worker

Defib trained meds trained and first aid etc so I would like to think I could help anyone in need of aid before an ambulance arrives etc

Hope I ain't ever put in that situation again after having to keep a guy breathing etc for 20mins who's heart had stopped not too long ago, especially after the guys son went into the shop the next day and asked were his dads money had gone which he had drew out Of the cash machine before collapsing, luckily enough the cameras clearly shown the money go back in after around 20secs of him being on the floor! Still never got a thank you tho! Even tho I practically saved his dads life

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

I have no job I sit at home all day watching porn and eating wotsits

 

[pominoz]

Plasterer, so could repair the changing room walls after Ballo has been subbed/sent off.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

I work in television. I could edit out Alan Hansen from MOTD.

Are you a Midget? ;)

Suppose people have to eat. A celebration banquet for the title sounds good.

 

[cavalier Jackson]

X-ray so I'll erm,.........X-ray players