What do you keep under your bed ?

[kaz7]

No room under my bed , god knows how dust and bits and pieces like sweet wrappers get under there , i ignore it , never hoover it , nobody can see it

 

[blue44]

Huge vibrator, rechargeable batteries and lube

Jesus christ mate, just go out and get a woman , no need for all that rigmorale ;-)

 

[PPT]

Baseball bat

Same.

 

[Keeper!]

a rolex

 

[idahoblues]

Fuel tank and spare tyre

 

[dickie davies]

Jesus christ mate, just go out and get a woman , no need for all that rigmorale ;-)

No chance
Why would I want a nagging cow to stick it up my arse when I can do it myself in peace and quiet!

 

[blue44]

No chance
Why would I want a nagging cow to stick it up my arse when I can do it myself in peace and quiet!

pervert !

 

[Barcon]

Jesus christ mate, just go out and get a woman , no need for all that rigmorale ;-)

Women are harder to stick up your arse (Posh spice aside).

 

[blue44]

Women are harder to stick up your arse (Posh spice aside).

I wouldn't know ...

 

[city2]

Stiff odd socks

 

[DTKOAG]

Shannon Matthews

 

[Magicpole]

A few posts in and with the internet now nobody has mentioned porn mags.

I used to have half a pool cue when in Oldham JIC now, where I am now I think there's only 2 houses on our street with house alarms.

Wouldn’t happen to know the address and post code of the two people who have alarms? Saves time.

Asking for a friend……eh, he wants to start up a neighbourhood watch militia. Alarm people usually like that type of vibe. Apparently

I am not a housebreaker.

 

[melrose40yarder]

Romesh Raganathan is probably under ours.Gets everywhere else he is like dust.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

No room under my bed , god knows how dust and bits and pieces like sweet wrappers get under there , i ignore it , never hoover it , nobody can see it

I did :)

 

[HaalandEffect]

Hybelkaniner

 

[bavarian blue]

Mice.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Fluff

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Romesh Raganathan is probably under ours.Gets everywhere else he is like dust.

There's more chance of me laughing at dust tbh.

 

[MikeF]

My bed is a futon so getting up off out of in the morning is a challenge. I just roll about on the floor for a bit though. All good fun.

 

[kaz7]

I did :)

Shush big boy x