What don't you get

Kompany Car said:
Women shaving their eyebrows off and crayon them or get them tattooed on.

Women with false eyelashes that wouldn’t look out of place on a drag act.

Women putting makeup on with a trowel.

Any form of cosmetic surgery thats not being done to correct a medical problem or injury.

The strange obsession with fat arses.

Avocados - bland tasting fruit

Bubble tea - what the fuck is that all about

The need to post pictures of what you’re eating or drinking on social media.

Taking “selfies” anywhere and everywhere.

The general need of people to try to publicise themselves like they are celebrities on social media.

That button on the roof lining of my car that says SOS (it’s not a ship) and the one that has a spanner and an I.

Phones with stupidly big screens, just buy a tablet.

I’m sure there are loads more.
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The SOS button on your car puts you through to the emergency services.
Your car must be quite an expensive one.
 
MCFC Wirral said:
Dogs. They’re far too high maintenance.
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Finally someone else sane. Never got the appeal, especially those devil dogs everyone seems to have nowadays. Why people want something in their living room that can just switch one day and rip your throat out I'll never understand.
 
Kippax Street 1880 said:
Finally someone else sane. Never got the appeal, especially those devil dogs everyone seems to have nowadays. Why people want something in their living room that can just switch one day and rip your throat out I'll never understand.
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Professional dogs like guide or sniffer serve a purpose but there are some shocking dog owners.
 
MCFC Wirral said:
Professional dogs like guide or sniffer serve a purpose but there are some shocking dog owners.
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Yeah I agree with that, there are some breeds that are generally fine aswell, never heard anyone mauled to death by a westie for example. Big mastiff or pitbulls though should all be shot for my money, its every week nearly there's a dead or disfigured child in the paper at the hands of these monsters. Some owners are terrible but certain breeds are just bred to kill things and even the best trained one is a timebomb imo.
 
J.G.Blue. said:
Why my huge desktop computer with its great big box, fans, leads, routers etc is always slowing down & giving me trouble when my tiny little phone with non of the above never has any problems?
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I swapped an expensive gaming laptop for a bog-standard Macbook Air and had a similar experience.
 
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