What don't you get

[EnzoMCFC]

Blokes who spend ages painting their nails then lay on their arm till it goes numb. Then have a ham shank. My arms always uncontrollable

 

[Bill Walker]

I try to stay out of direct sun as much as possible, sitting in the snow with a cold beer is way better

 

[jimharri]

Withnail and I
T** S****s
Blade Runner
L***s U****d
The old firm
Cheese
Tea (the drink)
Reality television


That'll do to be going on with. More may very well come to me as time goes on.

 

[idahoblues]

Winter or summer, the sun at this elevation will fry a whitey

 

[ctidcarl]

Influencers and celebrity culture

Influencers was my first thought when I saw the title thread.

But what I don't get even more is the masses who allow themselves to be influenced.

Sheep

 

[Bill Walker]

People on Buses and Trams who have phone convo's with the speaker on.
Tattoos
Jeans half way around someone's arse
Vegemite/Marmite

 

[MellowJoe]

Jealous! It might be because I don't give a shit about others, but I actually think I've lucked out on the emotion.. I can't ever remember feeling jealous, it's actually caused me grief, in relationships, lack of jealousness

 

[give it to gordon]

Matchday thread

Inheritance tax

Why do teeth need nerves

Sunbathing

Religion

Why motorist dont use the inside lane

Road works with no one working

 

[Bill Walker]

Ants
Snakes
Moths
Spiders
Rats

 

[stonerblue]

Fooled again...