What have you done you are ashamed of

[Brightwell’s left peg]

I'd have gone for 50% and see if we could have struck a deal somewhere in the middle.

Maybe. I guess it depends how much she was asking for in the first place.

@Cheesy, how much did a 25% reduction for a one legged Turkish prostitute equate to?

 

[Cheesy]

If I remember rightly it was around 40USD without the discount so I was after a discount of 10USD.

I don't think it was an unreasonable request.

 

[Nellies left peg]

My dad used to call leaving a turd in the bog a "calling card". He would shout downstairs who the hell has left a calling card. One day one of our neighbour's asked him why his kids had calling cards.

Mine used to call it who's released a chocolate hostage

 

[Bluemoon dan]

Went out for a meal with the missus. Got home and put the tv on and Mrs Browns Boys was just finishing. I'm still ashamed to this day that I'm counted as a viewing figure for that shite.

 

[gazinho]

You hate the French so much that you celebrated when they scored? Personally I’m glad England didn’t win the World Cup as this country would’ve become unbearable.

Not sure where I said I hated the French.

The thread is literally titled what have you done that you're ashamed of, I'm ashamed I threw a pint over a child, the meh but was a (poor) attempt at humour.

Also we get it you're Welsh, you dislike English bravado / patriotism etc etc etc, I couldn't give a shit about England as a football team but I thoroughly enjoy the World Cup as I get to watch loads of football and go on the piss watching games with my mates who support other teams

 

[peoffrey]

“Having said that he was French so meh“

I believe you’ve contradicted yourself in that post. Whilst I hated Paris because the vibe reeked of arrogance, the south of France for a cycling holiday two decades ago was fantastic and I’d go back. The people were great.

England fans can be utter cunts abroad. I saw no difference to yesterday’s monument demonstrations against scenes from Prague or Amsterdam.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

My dad used to call leaving a turd in the bog a "calling card". He would shout downstairs who the hell has left a calling card. One day one of our neighbour's asked him why his kids had calling cards.

Have heard the overnight floaters referred to as a night watchman.

 

[Indaparkside]

“Having said that he was French so meh“



England fans can be utter cunts abroad. I saw no difference to yesterday’s monument demonstrations against scenes from Prague or Amsterdam.

Fuck me Cardiff, Swansea ,Newport you have your own set of utter wankers, so you don’t like the English don’t give a shite personally don’t particularly like the sheep shagging bastards to be honest

 

[mancityvstoke]

Fuck me Cardiff, Swansea ,Newport you have your own set of utter wankers, so you don’t like the English don’t give a shite personally don’t particularly like the sheep shagging bastards to be honest

School playgrounds in Wales are much cleaner apparently

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

“Having said that he was French so meh“

I believe you’ve contradicted yourself in that post. Whilst I hated Paris because the vibe reeked of arrogance, the south of France for a cycling holiday two decades ago was fantastic and I’d go back. The people were great.

England fans can be utter cunts abroad. I saw no difference to yesterday’s monument demonstrations against scenes from Prague or Amsterdam.

Wales fans are no angels mate. Going abroad for matches is an excuse for Cardiff and Swansea fans to fight eachother in warmer weather

 

[peoffrey]

Wales fans are no angels mate. Going abroad for matches is an excuse for Cardiff and Swansea fans to fight eachother in warmer weather

They don’t. I’ve done six out of the last seven trips and there’s been no disorder at all. Our group in Bratislava were me, two Swansea, one Cardiff and a Newport. All friends.

There’s also swathes from Caernarfon, Bangor etc. You can spot them as they’re speaking in Welsh to each other. It’s the one language open to ridicule that Corbynites won’t brand racist.

Locals everywhere we go tell us how much they hate the English. A group from Middlesbrough were slung out of a pub in Düsseldorf (one made an unnecessary comment at the barmaid) and a group from Sheffield in Berlin too. I’m embarrassed for them.

I refused a stag in Benidorm as I knew it’d full of Essex or Geordies behaving like wankers.

 

[mancityvstoke]

They don’t. I’ve done six out of the last seven trips and there’s been no disorder at all. Our group in Bratislava were me, two Swansea, one Cardiff and a Newport. All friends.

There’s also swathes from Caernarfon, Bangor etc. You can spot them as they’re speaking in Welsh to each other. It’s the one language open to ridicule that Corbynites won’t brand racist.

Locals everywhere we go tell us how much they hate the English. A group from Middlesbrough were slung out of a pub in Düsseldorf (one made an unnecessary comment at the barmaid) and a group from Sheffield in Berlin too. I’m embarrassed for them.

I refused a stag in Benidorm as I knew it’d full of Essex or Geordies behaving like wankers.

How to win friends and influence people......not

 

[dronefromsector7G]

They don’t. I’ve done six out of the last seven trips and there’s been no disorder at all. Our group in Bratislava were me, two Swansea, one Cardiff and a Newport. All friends.

There’s also swathes from Caernarfon, Bangor etc. You can spot them as they’re speaking in Welsh to each other. It’s the one language open to ridicule that Corbynites won’t brand racist.

Locals everywhere we go tell us how much they hate the English. A group from Middlesbrough were slung out of a pub in Düsseldorf (one made an unnecessary comment at the barmaid) and a group from Sheffield in Berlin too. I’m embarrassed for them.

I refused a stag in Benidorm as I knew it’d full of Essex or Geordies behaving like wankers.

How many times have you mentioned the foreign hatred for the English? Change the fucking record.

 

[BimboBob]

I used to travel to a lot of football and rugby internationals.

Seen plenty of sheep shagging leek loving phlegm spitting Welshies having the odd tear up.

I would suggest that if you've never seen a taff having a Barney then you travel with old men, going out for tea before bed at 9 as "we have a big game tomorrow boyo."

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Today I was watching the Euro 2016 match between England and Wales and I went mental celebrating Sturridge’s last minute winner even though it was 4 years ago simply because it was against the Welsh.

Anyway I’m ashamed because I spilt some beer and licked it off the floor.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

They don’t. I’ve done six out of the last seven trips and there’s been no disorder at all. Our group in Bratislava were me, two Swansea, one Cardiff and a Newport. All friends.

There’s also swathes from Caernarfon, Bangor etc. You can spot them as they’re speaking in Welsh to each other. It’s the one language open to ridicule that Corbynites won’t brand racist.

Locals everywhere we go tell us how much they hate the English. A group from Middlesbrough were slung out of a pub in Düsseldorf (one made an unnecessary comment at the barmaid) and a group from Sheffield in Berlin too. I’m embarrassed for them.

I refused a stag in Benidorm as I knew it’d full of Essex or Geordies behaving like wankers.

Do the blodwyns still burn down English owned holiday cottages? I always felt the North Wales lot seem a bit like an awkward cross between scousers and lord of the rings characters.

 

[BimboBob]

Do the blodwyns still burn down English owned holiday cottages? I always felt the North Wales lot seem a bit like an awkward cross between scousers and lord of the rings characters.

You should spend time in the south. Plenty of fat lasses to go around. Loads of meatheads tattooed to fuck proclaiming Wales is great before you realise they are back home just for the weekend before going back to civilisation on Sunday night.

Don't, whatever you do, go near Brecon. It's like 1950's Wales....i.e 1920's England.

Most of the coast is a shit hole.

 

[Blue Mist]

You should spend time in the south. Plenty of fat lasses to go around. Loads of meatheads tattooed to fuck proclaiming Wales is great before you realise they are back home just for the weekend before going back to civilisation on Sunday night.

Don't, whatever you do, go near Brecon. It's like 1950's Wales....i.e 1920's England.

Most of the coast is a shit hole.

Don't we have an under cover agent who comes on this forum ? Every weekend he conducts a raid into Wales, shags a local, eats a curry and then comes home, collects his fishing gear and fucks off to wind the Jocks up. two birds with one stone so to speak.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

If you don't like the country you live in , fuck off to one you do like.