rushts
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bobmcfc said:
nearly ;-)
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What is a Clarkie
- Thread starter chris85mcfc
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nearly ;-)
rushts said:bobmcfc said:rushts said:It was a classic mate, a poster on here called Clarkie was banging this old slapper and caught chlamydia off her.He duly finished with her and that was that.
A few months later he ends up with this right tidy piece and after several weeks of dating her she takes him home to meet her mum......
You can guess the rest.....
Is this a clarkie because that is clearly not ....
No, not falling for it
nearly ;-)
Not even near nearly
Skashion
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Nope, it's not a Clarkie, it's Clarkie bait. If you'd fallen for it you'd be the Clarkie. If you don't use the terms properly a) you can go swivel b) I will kill you.bobmcfc said:rushts said:It was a classic mate, a poster on here called Clarkie was banging this old slapper and caught chlamydia off her.He duly finished with her and that was that.
A few months later he ends up with this right tidy piece and after several weeks of dating her she takes him home to meet her mum......
You can guess the rest.....
Is this a clarkie because that is clearly not ....
No, not falling for it
Skashion said:Nope, it's not a Clarkie, it's Clarkie bait. If you'd fallen for it you'd be the Clarkie. If you don't use the terms properly a) you can go swivel b) I will kill you.bobmcfc said:rushts said:It was a classic mate, a poster on here called Clarkie was banging this old slapper and caught chlamydia off her.He duly finished with her and that was that.
A few months later he ends up with this right tidy piece and after several weeks of dating her she takes him home to meet her mum......
You can guess the rest.....
Is this a clarkie because that is clearly not ....
No, not falling for it
Not if I kill you first
Skashion
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What if we kill each other simultaneously? They'll have to call off two matches as two of us died.bobmcfc said:Not if I kill you first
Blue Smarties
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Christ, that hoody thread was hilarious!mammutly said:It never seemed to me to be that funny at the time, but then I am a miserable twat.
Rob L250 selling his hoodie, now that was funny.
OP - I believe both of the above are in the classics section.
Skashion said:What if we kill each other simultaneously? They'll have to call off two matches as two of us died.bobmcfc said:Not if I kill you first
Yes but surely the one who's pulse stopped last will be deemed victorious
rushts
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Skashion said:Nope, it's not a Clarkie, it's Clarkie bait. If you'd fallen for it you'd be the Clarkie. If you don't use the terms properly a) you can go swivel b) I will kill you.bobmcfc said:rushts said:It was a classic mate, a poster on here called Clarkie was banging this old slapper and caught chlamydia off her.He duly finished with her and that was that.
A few months later he ends up with this right tidy piece and after several weeks of dating her she takes him home to meet her mum......
You can guess the rest.....
Is this a clarkie because that is clearly not ....
No, not falling for it
Ah...... the 'reverse clarkie', good technique sir.
Prestwich_Blue
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A "clarkie" is named after the legendary poster that is clarkie_ni.chris85mcfc said:Have I had one in starting this thread?
I've seen this a few times and it sounds like I've missed something.
Granted I've not been on BM for long but if someone could give me an idea of the story behind this, complete with any neccessary pics or gifs included then that would be great...
I've tried to find the thread in Classics but it doesn't seem to be there. IIRC it started when Darren Fletcher was suspended for a Scotland game. Is that right?
Someone posted that there was going to be a minute's silence at Hampden Park because of it and clarkie completely missed the fact that it was clearly a wind-up and went on a memorable rant. He's never been allowed to live it down since and hence as "clarkie" describes anyone falling for a wind-up.
mammutly said:It never seemed to me to be that funny at the time, but then I am a miserable twat.
Rob L250 selling his hoodie, now that was funny.
OP - I believe both of the above are in the classics section.
That is number 3 on my all time list. Number 2 was the iphone/blackberry Christmas present and number 1 was BB2/cheeses bumming thread - that was the thread that got me hooked on bluemoon as it was around the time I joined.