If you were carrying a jar of pickles you could of flicked vinegar in his eyes or better still smashed the pickle jar in his face. If you had an hot dog with mustard on that could of been eye lee dangerous, you could of rubbed your finger in the mustard and smudged it in his eyes and then you could ram the hot dog in his mouth to stop him screaming. You dont actually believe the this is our city slogan do you, their are mad rabin rags all over the place, so the moral of the story is, if you gonna walk around in your colors, be prepared for a bit of jip now and again.