What is the daftest thing you've seen at a City match?

[Didsbury Dave]

I’m pretty sure he once actually brought a proper chicken. We used to sit hear him

My mates said he took a real one. Dead of course.

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

The huge guy that used to come into The Kippax when I was a kid. It was always like a parting of the waves. He’d stand near us and then fart. Unfortunately I was arse level at the time. I appreciate you cannot see a fart, but I swear on some occasions there was a brown haze. Makes me gip thinking about it even now.

 

[Barcon]

People in the stands dressed up like Mario brothers and shit.
Weird and noncey.

 

[Psychedelic Casual]

Tourists

In the East Stand at a Derby once, one of them took his coat off and had a United shirt on. About a dozen Blues saw their arse with him (I thought he was going to get killed!), so he pulled a City shirt out of his bag and put that over the top of the Rag shirt.

 

[youngbob]

Hull City's Paul McShane trying to jump back up from a tackle by sending his entire body into spasm and looking like a fish on land.

 

[Psychedelic Casual]

Talking of ’ull^^

Phil Brown doing his half time team talk in front of the ’ull fans.

 

[Psychedelic Casual]

Middlesbrough away on a very foggy night - you couldn’t beyond the halfway line
We got beat 1 nil but I only knew they had scored because of the cheering

Talking of Boro (even saying ‘Boro’ gives me an itch!)…

City battering the fuckers; hit the post, hit the bar, had two cleared off the line… Boro didn’t have a single shot neither on nor off target, then Sun Jihai passed the ball into our own net and Boro won 0-1.

 

[Big Swifty]

Sun Jihai getting sent off for being shoulder barged is up there.

Surely it was just a penalty given against him (for being fouled!) and not a sending-off?

 

[Psychedelic Casual]

Sun Jihai getting sent off for being shoulder barged is up there.

Kevin Horlock getting sent off for ‘walking aggressively’.

 

[blueste41]

 

[blueste41]

Even those that thought it was a good idea to go on the pitch at the time in hindsight must agree it was pretty daft?

 

[Scottyboi]

Surely it was just a penalty given against him (for being fouled!) and not a sending-off?

That was the one, the pen no red card it was fucking insane just rewatched it.

 

[kingn6]

 

[i kne albert davy]

Joe Corrigan measuring out where the missing penalty spot should be after the ref had got it wrong by two yards. He was booked for his pains.

Derby County we lost 4-0 season we finished runners up :-(

 

[danielwood5]

About 20 years ago there was a guy behind us yelling racist abuse at an opposition player. Pretty much everybody around us turned round to have a go at him and it was this huge black fella so we all started laughing, he realised what he was saying and why we were all looking at him so he sheepishly sat down, laughed and just said "well, he is and I'm allowed to say it!". I was pissing myself laughing.

 

[bluemoon32]

I'm still cringing over all that fucking yank bollocks at the first Monday night game for Sky against QPR.
Massive wtf moment

 

[Indaparkside]

Piss in the kippax bogs, how I wish I could be stood in them again care free smoking drinking etc and no rag stewards telling you your barred

 

[Indaparkside]

Jamie pollocks own goal against York
Took it like Niall Quinn

 

[Harvster]

Some bloke being carried in a paddling pool by four mates, joining in an inflatable punch up at West Brom

 

[Dodge]

Conceding a goal at Bramhall Lane to a bunch of balloons.
The ladders at Oldham.
The conga at Blackburn.
Quinny wasting time at 2-2 against the dippers thinking a point was enough.
Irelands superman pants.
Dusseldwarf.
Jackies tits.