EL APACHE TEVEZ
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Re: What is the most horrible, most embarrassing football so
That yaya and kolo song, enough said.
That yaya and kolo song, enough said.
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What is the most horrible, most embarrassing football song?
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Not so much a song but i find cheesy music played after goals are scored embarrassing. I mean cant the fans cheering the goal be enough. Worst is when PL teams use it. Its tacky.
Not so much a song but i find cheesy music played after goals are scored embarrassing. I mean cant the fans cheering the goal be enough. Worst is when PL teams use it. Its tacky.
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I used to own the Dicks Out book with loads of different clubs fans songs in and Hartlepool Utd had some pretty awful ones relating to the Cleveland Social Worker Scandal I think it was on the lines of this
"We've got a reputation for soliciting little boys
For raping old age pensioners and nicking kiddies toys
we're the perverts of the nation the worst you've ever seen
we're dirty foul mouthed bastards and we called Hartlepool
Also their Millhouse Fusileers song
For us I would say the "buy your club and burn it down" song is embarrassing and the "Why don't you rip off your knickers" is not pleasant for women to hear
I used to own the Dicks Out book with loads of different clubs fans songs in and Hartlepool Utd had some pretty awful ones relating to the Cleveland Social Worker Scandal I think it was on the lines of this
"We've got a reputation for soliciting little boys
For raping old age pensioners and nicking kiddies toys
we're the perverts of the nation the worst you've ever seen
we're dirty foul mouthed bastards and we called Hartlepool
Also their Millhouse Fusileers song
For us I would say the "buy your club and burn it down" song is embarrassing and the "Why don't you rip off your knickers" is not pleasant for women to hear
crazyg
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For us (older) more mature fans, the M***ch song to the tune of "English country garden" takes some beating.
For us (older) more mature fans, the M***ch song to the tune of "English country garden" takes some beating.
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I could cheerfully ram that fat ****'s head through that fucking drum he bangs incessantly.Mad Eyed Screamer said:That narrows it down to ''god save our gracious queen'' and ''come on England'' as they only know three songsstony said:The fucking England band playing The Great Escape, and anything else they play. Twats!
It should only be played when we've equalised or got the winner in the last minute against Germany.
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'Oh when the fucking spurs go marching in' sang as slow as possible.
'Oh when the fucking spurs go marching in' sang as slow as possible.
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So bad it's good!!
foxy said:"Mauled by the tigers" by hull city
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8[/video]
So bad it's good!!
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Yes I don't understand the benefit of singing that song so slowly. By the time they start to speed up the actions have the game have interrupted the song. Cockneys are a different breed though.stonerblue said:'Oh when the fucking spurs go marching in' sang as slow as possible.
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I haven't heard that sung at a match or in a pub for at least 35 years.
I would bet that anybody under the age of 45 has never heard it,or even know that the original song existed.
crazyg said:For us (older) more mature fans, the M***ch song to the tune of "English country garden" takes some beating.
I haven't heard that sung at a match or in a pub for at least 35 years.
I would bet that anybody under the age of 45 has never heard it,or even know that the original song existed.
BigJoe#1
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Have to say I enjoy that one... Sad ain't i?
stonerblue said:'Oh when the fucking spurs go marching in' sang as slow as possible.
Have to say I enjoy that one... Sad ain't i?
m7mcfc
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That's a blast from the past I also have not heard that anywhere since the late 80's. Sick song now when I think of it along with all the other shite, older and wiser.
manclad said:crazyg said:For us (older) more mature fans, the M***ch song to the tune of "English country garden" takes some beating.
I haven't heard that sung at a match or in a pub for at least 35 years.
I would bet that anybody under the age of 45 has never heard it,or even know that the original song existed.
That's a blast from the past I also have not heard that anywhere since the late 80's. Sick song now when I think of it along with all the other shite, older and wiser.
city 'til i cry
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Kicking a blue.
Woeful.
Kicking a blue.
Woeful.
sir baconface
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Worst City song was years ago: " In Our Manchester Homes". Lifted straight from the scousers, complete with the line: "If you want a cathedral we've got one to spare."
Well, excuse me, but since when did we have two cathedrals in Manchester? Embarrassing.
P.S. Same era that every club's fans sang YNWA.
Worst City song was years ago: " In Our Manchester Homes". Lifted straight from the scousers, complete with the line: "If you want a cathedral we've got one to spare."
Well, excuse me, but since when did we have two cathedrals in Manchester? Embarrassing.
P.S. Same era that every club's fans sang YNWA.
crazyg
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Not quite on a par, but "Always look on the runway for ice" is also bad. Guess what the connection is?
That's why I mentioned it.m7mcfc said:manclad said:crazyg said:For us (older) more mature fans, the M***ch song to the tune of "English country garden" takes some beating.
I haven't heard that sung at a match or in a pub for at least 35 years.
I would bet that anybody under the age of 45 has never heard it,or even know that the original song existed.
That's a blast from the past I also have not heard that anywhere since the late 80's. Sick song now when I think of it along with all the other shite, older and wiser.
Not quite on a par, but "Always look on the runway for ice" is also bad. Guess what the connection is?
gordondaviesmoustache
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Anything involving a nursery rhyme.
Anything involving a nursery rhyme.
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We have had quite a few horrible ones about the Munich Air Disaster over the years but I think the "dig up Matt Busby" one makes me cringe the most. I was appalled when I heard a few of our younger fans singing it in the concourse at West Brom last season and looking quite proud about it too.
It's quite unbelievable that any person would utter this sick rubbish, especially when it's about a distinguished ex-City player !
We have had quite a few horrible ones about the Munich Air Disaster over the years but I think the "dig up Matt Busby" one makes me cringe the most. I was appalled when I heard a few of our younger fans singing it in the concourse at West Brom last season and looking quite proud about it too.
It's quite unbelievable that any person would utter this sick rubbish, especially when it's about a distinguished ex-City player !
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This is so bad that it has literally made me angry. I'd never seen it before. Thanks you ****.
I'm With Stupid said:Surely nothing can be more embarrassing than this?
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHcwa33I8UY[/video]
Yes, that actually happened.
This is so bad that it has literally made me angry. I'd never seen it before. Thanks you ****.
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Not sure about that one lads, I'm in my thirties and I'm pretty sure I know the one you're referring to. Says a line then finishes with "in the Munich Air Dis-aster".
Can't remember all of the lines mind. Was it really that bad?
manclad said:crazyg said:For us (older) more mature fans, the M***ch song to the tune of "English country garden" takes some beating.
I haven't heard that sung at a match or in a pub for at least 35 years.
I would bet that anybody under the age of 45 has never heard it,or even know that the original song existed.
Not sure about that one lads, I'm in my thirties and I'm pretty sure I know the one you're referring to. Says a line then finishes with "in the Munich Air Dis-aster".
Can't remember all of the lines mind. Was it really that bad?
crazyg
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By some strange coincidence, this is borne out in Gary James' excellent book "Manchester, the City Years". I am currently up to the 1973/74 season, a time I remember well.
From memory, didn't Joe Mercer and Matt Busby live next door to each other, or do I need some more medication?
Let's be honest. Some (but by no means all) of our younger fans would not know the club's history to that extent, and the lack of hatred between the fans that existed before the GPC arrived at Old Toilet. Yes, there was rivalry, with blues "hating" reds, and vice versa, but nothing like it is today.BL2blue said:We have had quite a few horrible ones about the Munich Air Disaster over the years but I think the "dig up Matt Busby" one makes me cringe the most. I was appalled when I heard a few of our younger fans singing it in the concourse at West Brom last season and looking quite proud about it too.
It's quite unbelievable that any person would utter this sick rubbish, especially when it's about a distinguished ex-City player !
By some strange coincidence, this is borne out in Gary James' excellent book "Manchester, the City Years". I am currently up to the 1973/74 season, a time I remember well.
From memory, didn't Joe Mercer and Matt Busby live next door to each other, or do I need some more medication?