What is the most horrible, most embarrassing football song?

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"And now you'd better believe us, We're gonna win the league"

The Kop. Late April / Early May 2014
 
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jayblue said:
Nick nack paddy whack by the c#nts is shockingly bad
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Is it any worse than "Build a bonfire" though?
 
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chaddblue said:
"And now you'd better believe us, We're gonna win the league"

The Kop. Late April / Early May 2014
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It is the song that just keeps on giving.
 
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jayblue said:
Nick nack paddy whack by the c#nts is shockingly bad
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If you watch the 6-1, they were singing this at full volume just before Balotelli got his second. The song just stopped in mid-flow when he scored, it was amazing.

Also makes me laugh that they started singing this when Toure made it 3-0 at the swamp last season:

"Why don't city fuck off home" - ok we will, with the 3 points.
 
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Surely nothing can be more embarrassing than this?

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHcwa33I8UY[/video]

Yes, that actually happened.
 
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Buy your club & burn it down used to make me cringe
 
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The fucking England band playing The Great Escape, and anything else they play. Twats!

It should only be played when we've equalised or got the winner in the last minute against Germany.
 
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"Ooh ahh Cantona" to the tune of the Marselleise ( spelling) or the moronic repetition of "Keano, Keano, Keano" will not be beaten.

Especially as the Croydon and Belfast lot were singing them long after the two players in question were long gone.
 
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stony said:
The fucking England band playing The Great Escape, and anything else they play. Twats!

It should only be played when we've equalised or got the winner in the last minute against Germany.
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That narrows it down to ''god save our gracious queen'' and ''come on England'' as they only know three songs
 
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Not the most horrible but defo the most embarrassing has to be "Where were you when you were shit".
 
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Mad Eyed Screamer said:
stony said:
The fucking England band playing The Great Escape, and anything else they play. Twats!

It should only be played when we've equalised or got the winner in the last minute against Germany.
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That narrows it down to ''god save our gracious queen'' and ''come on England'' as they only know three songs
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Surely you haven't forgot that old classic 'Three Lions'
 
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"Where were you when you were shit?" to probably the fanbase that has changed the least since becoming wealthy, especially when sang in a stadium that had a near identical average attendance a decade ago. It's about as lazy as football songs get.
 
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knick knack paddywhack <---- so cringey

and the chav's poor Yaya/Kolo chant for Hazard
 
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"You're getting mauled by the tigers" or something like that when all the Hull fans pretend they are tigers and scratch their claws. Amazingly bad.

David May,
Superstar
Got more medals than Shearar! (Spelt incorrectly to force it to rhyme)

One of Pete Boyles finest nursery rhymes. Bellend.
 
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