What is the most pathetic excuse ever?

[Lancet Fluke]

van persie not playing for over half of last season because he was "too busy docking with januzaj".

 

[Worst Case Ontario]

Most pathetic things usually come out of Barca camp, so probably anything Xavi and co have said lately.

 

[Gazza]

I don't think that it is an excuse but I read somewhere:

Real Madrid can buy player for 40mln because they have a rich history. Man City can't because their history isn't so rich.

....they owe about £500 million to a Spanish bank but the bank won't ask for the money back as all the supporters with accounts will remove their cash.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

2. Balotelli was allergic to grass!

Balotelli, like many other people in the world including numerous top level footballers, was allergic to the synthetic grass that they used on the pitch and broke out in rashes all over his body. This wasn't a "pathetic excuse"

I heard Balotelli's allergy was not grass but Micah's knuckle when he was thumped in the tunnel at half time. Anyone else heard this?

 

[shadygiz]

Stephen Ireland's dead grannies

haha, forgot about that one

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Stephen Ireland's dead grannies

haha, forgot about that one

So did Ireland.

 

[shadygiz]

Stephen Ireland's dead grannies

haha, forgot about that one

So did Ireland.

;)

 

[gmckennasell]

boateng whilst recovering from a knee injury , hit his injured knee on the drinks trolley on the airplane returning form a european game , and it added about 2 months to his recovery time.

 

[pete1970]

The Tranny when at OT Described himself as a "SLAVE" Moaning about his wages

 

[cookster]

2. Balotelli was allergic to grass!

Balotelli, like many other people in the world including numerous top level footballers, was allergic to the synthetic grass that they used on the pitch and broke out in rashes all over his body. This wasn't a "pathetic excuse"

I heard Balotelli's allergy was not grass but Micah's knuckle when he was thumped in the tunnel at half time. Anyone else heard this?

You too? I thought it was a myth.