what is the worst thing you've eaten?

CTID1988 said:
paphos-mcfc said:
The first time I did a super hot. Raja Mirch I think, 2 minutes in my stomach before my innards finally said 'no fucking way'

Have you tried one of the trinidad scorpion chillis? My brother had some, from australia i think, pretty sure they are the hottest chilli in the world. Never felt anything like it

Can quite happily eat a Trinidad Scorpion Moruga now. My tolerance is high.
 
I can't believe I'm the first to mention pickled eggs from the chippy straight out of the jar on the counter!

Satan's bollocks would be more palatable.
 
roaminblue said:
Chicken Feet at a chinese restaurant.

Hands down the worst thing I have ever and will ever eat. Absolutely vile.

It came as part of a banquet type thing, at what was reliably informed was a very genuine restaurant. I was drunk, and showing off.

To give a brief description:

the "flesh" is boiled and gelatinous, it has a very jelly-like consistency, but thicker. Almost what I imagine uncooked pork fat would be like.

There are bones everywhere, every bite you are picking out bones.

And finally, as if that horrible, puddle of a "dish" wasn't bad enough....its aniseed flavoured

I genuinely couldn't swallow, it.

Nothing will ever be as bad as trying to stomach that. To this day, I can still taste it and my gag reflex tightens like a nuns drawers

My wife eats chicken feet when she goes around her mums. They sling it soups for flavour. All I hear is crunching away without a care in the world, they even fight over them! I couldn't have them myself and I am not too fussy.

I once ordered a beef soup from a vietmanese pho Restaraunt and they bring me tripe soup. Disgusting! I still ate it because I couldn't be arsed to complain and wait longer!
 
I was on a holiday a few years ago and booked on one of their trips. The food was pigs trotters and greasy roast potatoes. Fuckin awful, just a plate full of grease and fatty meat. I hear some people like pigs trotters, not for me.
 
I visit china 4 or 5 times a year with my job and have had my fair share of "mingers" but one that sticks out is some kind of egg that was bought for me, it was a "aged" boiled egg thing that was black with mould and cost a fortune, it was a gift for the business I had done with his factory, I explained that I didn't want it to factory translator who said it would be really wrong to reject it, so I said I wanted to wait for the right moment as it was such an honour and built up my courage by necking back bottles of Qingdao beer, it came to the crunch moment where I kept keeping prompted to eat it and these Chinese guys with cameras at the ready started clicking away at me putting it to my mouth, I decided best bet was to throw it in, chew twice and swallow, did it and as I did the "burst" of "juice" in my mouth I cant begin to explain and in the same time just swallowed. picked up my beer and downed the bottle. rancid was not the word, tasted like nothing I can explain, just wrong

PS phil jones said he was spunk !


Crouchinho said:
roaminblue said:
Chicken Feet at a chinese restaurant.

Hands down the worst thing I have ever and will ever eat. Absolutely vile.

It came as part of a banquet type thing, at what was reliably informed was a very genuine restaurant. I was drunk, and showing off.

To give a brief description:

the "flesh" is boiled and gelatinous, it has a very jelly-like consistency, but thicker. Almost what I imagine uncooked pork fat would be like.

There are bones everywhere, every bite you are picking out bones.

And finally, as if that horrible, puddle of a "dish" wasn't bad enough....its aniseed flavoured

I genuinely couldn't swallow, it.

Nothing will ever be as bad as trying to stomach that. To this day, I can still taste it and my gag reflex tightens like a nuns drawers

My wife eats chicken feet when she goes around her mums. They sling it soups for flavour. All I hear is crunching away without a care in the world, they even fight over them! I couldn't have them myself and I am not too fussy.

I once ordered a beef soup from a vietmanese pho Restaraunt and they bring me tripe soup. Disgusting! I still ate it because I couldn't be arsed to complain and wait longer!
 
Ketchup; mayonnaise; salad cream; mustard; brown sauce; vinaigrette; balsamic vinegar;
 
Kangaroo, not because of the taste but I kept thinking about Skippy
 
Squirrel, grey, slow roasted over hickory. Just hickory-smoked disgustingness. Had some rabbit once. That was rank. Never forgiven my cousin that bit of tomfoolery. Can't go wrong with a Lancashire cheese butty imo. You know where you are with that.
 

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