What playground rule would you like to see.

[mrbelfry]

Been thinking about this or listening to Fighting Talk?

I think the players should pretend to be someone else. This was always great when you were a kid and you got to choose who you'd be. I was always Rosler, Walsh or Phelan. Even now when I play 5-aside I always pretend to be someone else although as I'm bobbins at footy I'm always Shay

We should also swap goalies every 3 goals

 

[masterwig]

Play with a fly-away because caseys are banned.

When it rains you have to go in even if you want to carry on playing.

Each game is split into two periods. The morning session (20 mins) then the lunchtime session (1 hour). The lunchtime session only officially starts once there are 4 players on each side but before that number is reached an exhibition of heads and volleys takes place.

Players regularly chant things such as 'why are we waiting?' and 'nice one Cyril, nice one son, nice one Cyril let's have another one' when a player kicks the ball into a garden and has to go and retrieve it.

The goals are unequal in size, one end based on posts in a fence and the other around a window frame yet the sides never swap ends.

Each team has a nominated goalhanger. It's acceptable to boot the goalhanger up the arse if he scores.

The teams stay the same pretty much all the time, if a player is off ill they aren't replaced, you just play a man short. Only when one team is so short of players that the game is completely pointless does a token gesture of a transfer take place.

On rare occasions, usually close to a derby game or even better on a non-uniform day when it is frowned upon to wear anything other than a City/rag shirt, the teams split into who they support. City are massively outnumbered but do get anyone supporting another team or not wearing a rag shirt. City always win because City fans are better at football.

If you get a cut you spread the blood around a bit to get the wounded warrior/Terry Butcher effect.

 

[maccieblue]

can't shoot in the box

the wife used to say that before we got married

 

[J.Marr is Genius]

Hit the post 1 point ! Back of the net 2 points (no more unlucky teams).
Penalty shot by the player who won the penalty.
No more UEFA crap colours rules. Chelsea with play with white shocks. No more one-coloured teams.(Except Leeds & Liverfool etc ...)

 

[CheesySmoker]

before the game the team captains pick teams out of the possible 22

 

[NPBlue]

3 and in.

Goalkeepers are the luckiest people on earth. They are crap at football, but they find their talent!

 

[josh06]

no matter what score it is, its always last goal wins.

one team is always heavily outnumbered with the worse players but when they win, they win big.

if girls want to play, all the boys go onto the one team other than the gay lad who can't play.

there will always be an argument between best mates.

 

[LongLang]

Fly and stick keeper

got to be goalie fly.

it was always fly & rush keeper round our way.
Fly keeper was a lad who was designated keeper, but could come out of his area and generally go where he pleased, but only handball in his own area (the rules of football!!! i don't know why we called it anything different)
rush keeper was anyone can keep goal at any time.

i think we should be allowed winner stays on rights to decide home and away games

 

[kiam06]

No Ref's so we can get an honest result and jumpers for goal posts so the fans behind the goal get a better view.

 

[BimboBob]

No refs.
Your dad screaming from the sidelines.
Muddy pitches.
Jumpers for goalposts.
No crossbar.If the goalie says it was over then it was.
Freekicks are only given if you see blood.
The sub of your team must do the line.Badly.
The ball must be a little bit flat.
The lines on the pitch must be hidden in places by long grass/Mud.
There will be dog shit on the pitch.
Stick goalies.No rushing out.
1 fat kid per team.