Me and my dad get there early to avoid all the shit, so we rocked up about 12 - my dad in his whitesnake t shirt. Walkking up there is like a gauntlet, obviously it's not too hairy at that point but it's still fucking horrible, I've just nailed 3 buds in a 30 minute journey in the car and read the plastic facebook statuses 'come on united', 'lets put these blue noses in their place' blah blah blah fucking clowns which has got me in the mood. gets in the ground and to be fair to the bastards they're showing clips of City goals and that before the game so I get a few singha's in - and yes they had a fuck load of bar staff on to be fair to them again. Things start warming up and they show the Yaya goal on the telly which gets things going, I take my seat about quarter past 12. When I got there I expected it to be like a caludron, what with us being two points clear and them wanting to be top of the league, but the rags were very subdued. Maybe it was the singha's and the buds but at that point I had a feeling it might be our day. I suspect this was because they saw johnny evans and danny dosghit in the line up and all of a sudden they weren't so confident, but I was dreading today (usually do dread derby days - maybe not anymore) but I thought that I could get used to singing like fuck whilst they sit there in silence like a bunch of planks
They edged the first bit without causing too much trouble, but when it was laid off to Mario for our first goal it was fucking awesome obviously. At least the blues gave us somehting to cheer about, but you're always worrying about those bastards aren't you? Anyways the rest is history but at 4-1 when whoever it was went through you could feel the anticipation and I heard a guy behind me saying 'please do it, 5-1 5-1' bang slotted it in and it's party time. Just before that at 4-1 someone was saying 'oh I bet they're all waiting for us outside' and you knew they probably were which made it even funnier and better as we rubbed their fucking faces in it.
Got outside and was thrown into the middle of a stand still and the guy who said it was like dawn of the dead absolutely nailed it. Zombies. Silent. Wandering aimlessly, whilst me my nephew and my dad are walking along the middle trying not to laugh our cocks off. I took a little video actually but obviously it isn't much cop because I was trying to keep a low profile and didn't wanna be noticed waving my cameraphone in the fuckers' faces!
Cut a long story short, the result was historic, we rubbed their faces in it, they didn't have a fucking thing to shout about and it was absolutely fucking beautiful. Can you feel the silence? That fuckers sending shockwaves as I type. Let's do this. MCFCOK